Dearest, beloved, Fandom Wank.

I know you were looking forward to great excitement today. Some of you said words to me that indicated you anticipated fiery 'judgement' upon those who remained fresh and dewey white, those you call n00bs.

Anyway, you got today instead.

Stop anticipating things, we'll just break your hearts.

Sincerely,

Sepia P. Magpie, Esq.



PS: Use this post to reflect on how you could be better people. Or just fuck around in the comments.

Because it's not just the native English speakers who are wanking and spoiling their little hearts out ;).

Right, bit of an explanation: There is a columnist for a website NU.nl which is basically an up-to-date and brief newswebsite. They also have columnists, like the one who wrote a column including the spoilers. Spoilerman writes a column about how he's read that leaked version of DH, and puts two spoilers in the first paragraph, which is visible as a sort of teaser for the whole column on the main website of nu.nl.

The rest of the column is basically about how much the columnist enjoys spoiling things for other people and taking the fun out of things for them.

Nu.nl has a sisterwebsite for commenting on their articles, and people are obviously not liking it. Except for those who are going LOL STOP OVERREACTING, because they find everything very amusing.

( In here are links and SPOILERS. )