Dearest, beloved, Fandom Wank.

I know you were looking forward to great excitement today. Some of you said words to me that indicated you anticipated fiery 'judgement' upon those who remained fresh and dewey white, those you call n00bs.

Anyway, you got today instead.

Stop anticipating things, we'll just break your hearts.

Sincerely,

Sepia P. Magpie, Esq.



PS: Use this post to reflect on how you could be better people. Or just fuck around in the comments.

*pets the shiny new F_W*

I figured I'd take my turn in christening this place with some Smallville wank. So, altricial and eleveninches are starting up a Luthorcest archive (and there was much rejoicing! hurray!). In an act of common courtesy, they e-mailed Sarah T. about exchanging links with the Level Three archive. Sarah recognized eleveninches as a member of one of the incarnations of fandom_wank, and snarkily turned her down.