Thank you to the mousey over at wank_report for this write up. Did do some minor editing to work in the links.


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TL;DR Faker impersonates one of the stars of Doctor Who, continues even after the BBC and the real actress make announcements that it's a fake, and calls anyone who says she's not the real actress a "creepy stalker". They create an obvious sockpuppet, and is most likely the owner of a longtime fansite for another Doctor Who actress. After being suspended from Twitter, she's currently impersonating the actress on other sites.

Over at the OOC community for Dramadramaduck, an RPing community, an anonymous, severely butthurt poster would like everyone in the community to know that some of the people playing there are MEAN and suck at RPing:

This is kinda like a RP secrets post. And no, I'm not a troll or stalker or whatever. I RP in DramaDramaDuck. There are many reasons why I am not using my personal journal or any of my character journals. And before you say anything, no, it's not a case of being a coward. If I were to reveal my identity it would cause a lot of problems in this comm and between my many friends here.

Anyway, I'm not happy with the way things have been lately. When I came here I was treated like the replacement. I kept hearing about how great the person before me did with the character I'm RPing now and how I'm not doing the character any justice. It's also been implied that maybe I should just give it up and pick someone else to RP.

DDD's D.N.Angel team and Kingdom Hearts team....sucks. You people are such snobs when it somes to RPinng. The person who plays Dark annoys me. Axel is played way too OOC it doesn't even fit anymore. Roxas and Marluxia are nowhere in sight but the taken characters list shows that someone is playing them both. Larxene is played horribly and don't even get me started on Daisuke and Hiwatari.

I'm not a happy here, though I don't want to leave since I've been RPing here for a very long time.

Other highlights include:

"The reasons for my annonimity are complicated though. You could never understand becuase you and the others have already casted me out."

"Hey how about you gripe about players that actually legitimately suck."

"I just hope that upsetting people who put a lot of effort into this game is enough to make you feel better about the crushing pain that is somebody playing a character not quite the way you'd like it." "It is."

Remember this wank (also known as this wank) about death threats over Transformer porn?

lady7jane, you were right.

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Dearest, beloved, Fandom Wank.

I know you were looking forward to great excitement today. Some of you said words to me that indicated you anticipated fiery 'judgement' upon those who remained fresh and dewey white, those you call n00bs.

Anyway, you got today instead.

Stop anticipating things, we'll just break your hearts.

Sincerely,

Sepia P. Magpie, Esq.



PS: Use this post to reflect on how you could be better people. Or just fuck around in the comments.

Originally on Stupid Free .

The WoW webcomic, Looking for Group, features a elven hunter named Cale'Anon.  princess_magpie runs  friends_of_lfg, and is a big fan of Cale'Anon. She makes fanart, T-shirts for each day of the week, and...dolls.  Large dolls. Almost life-size dolls.

Whatever could she do with a couple of almost life-size dolls, you ask? Well, she likes to hug them alot, for starters.  

It turns out she likes to do a lot more with them.  One day, the LJ comm nonwiccanwitch got an introductory post from a saraphyx .  

I have an elven spirit lover, whom I have been with since I was seventeen. He is my guide and protector, and I also consider him my familiar spirit, because he helps me with my magic.

In saraphyx's journal, there is a once public, but now locked, post  where she describes her lover as an anatomically correct doll. Since the doll post was public when saraphyx made her nonwiccanwitch post, the comments lol at discuss this. 

ETA: white_serpent found a cache of the post  here.  Crappily screencapped by me here.


A fae_lord appears to defend saraphyx.  Oh look, he has a Cale'Anon icon.  Could this be saraphyx's elven lover? Why yes, it is!


Both journals were made on April 1st,  so people naturally call troll.  However, there is the matter of princess_magpie and the Cale'Anon doll posts.  skullard , a mod for another LfG comm,  confirms that  saraphyx is indeed princess_magpie, and has a long history of batshit.  So much for the troll idea, then.


The crazy contiues past April Fool's as fae_lord makes his own post to tell everyone off for being so meeeeean to his love.  

nonwiccanwitch fills itself with wank posts on the subject. 


Flounce:  I'm glad to be me.  I'm glad I f--- my doll, and I'm glad I'm alive.  Take me or leave me.

Unflounce.  The practice I use in which I communicate with my guardian is not so unusual;  for a start, there's something called 'soulbonding,' 

ETA: saraphyx's new comm: spirit_lovers. Snapewives need invites Y/Y?

Via an anonymous individual at wank_report. And Boing_Boing. And a quarter of my flist. And my obsessive Googling. Thanks, guys.

I think this belongs on f_w because the situation originated in fandom, but if not I can delete or move.

This is, in a nutshell, about screenwriter Josh Olson, his met-on-the-net pal, "Audrey", the woman she met on Deadwood boards who created a hot poet/firefighter out of thin air for "Audrey" to fall in love with, Harlan Ellison hosting an intervention, and singer/songwriter Dan Fogelberg, whose middleaged lady fans apparently also had an imposter in their ranks. Also: llamas.

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ETA: "Audrey" has updated her blog with two excellent things:

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More ETA: the comments on the article are good times. This person really disliked A History of Violence:
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Everyone knows about crazy ol' VB and the Bit-of-Earth scandal, right? Well, apparently he/she has returned to 'confess her sins'.

Is this for real? Only time will tell.

EDIT: elance (who claims to have founded the LotR slash fandom) blames VB for making the LOTR and LOTRPS fandom a byword and a joke that has scattered into tiny communities with no trust and no feeling of safety.

(And I want to know about the girl who was with VB and Blossom and whose virginity they wanted to give to Sean Bean because that's just guffaw worthy.) ETA: narcissam has the goods on that particular tidbit here.

EDITBOMBAHOY: Some of the replies are less than convinced about the sincerity of amy_player's 'confession.' Others seem genuinely glad to hear from him/her, if it indeed really IS him/her.

VB, however, has yet to reply to any more of the comments. Could this be the end?

EDITMONSTAH: Anonymousie 'Susan' who is apparently a former roommate of VB and OB's posts to say that the tone and blame going on in this LJ shows to me that the great manipulation of Amy Player and Abigail Stone continues. She then berates the two for using and scamming so many people.

EDITASAURUS: VB/Amy Player posts for what he/she says will be the last time.
( I am not getting drawn back into fandom )

Back on the other thread, amy_player/VB also posts explaining why he/she chose to use his/her old name of 'Amy Player' online and asks that all of his/her LotR artwork, stories, reviews, etc. be obliterated for good.

The End of one of the Wankiest Wanks of All Time?

Edit: thetrainshere, aka Amy's former roommate named Sue, expresses her disbelief towards the apology again under VB's latest post.
( Amy, we aren't so easily 'bought.' This time. )

On the other thread, ark002 aka Little Sam isn't convinced either.
( You're a damn loser, VB )

And, of course, there are plenty of opinions about the whole thing at turimel's journal.

Gacktisgod not only has been leeching of her her friends while in japan and claiming a megastar went to see here show at small club, BUT SHE LIED ABOUT BEING SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY A TRAIN GROPER AND HEROICALLY BEATING HIS ASS


*has no words*

Get your popcorn, ladies and gentlemen. This going to be a big day.

In the HP fandom, there's a lady named handful. We all know her here - yes, on FW - as figgy. She has cute disney animated icons. I know, I know, who doesn't?

Turns out Figgy has been lying for years about having a PHD. And about a lot of things, really.

And her friends are pissed as hell.

Currently, Handful has deleted her LJ, leaving behind this post, courtesy lheena.

Thanks, lol_meme! I so rarely get to use this icon! :333

Tribe fandom......we're  small, we're generally quiet, and we usually keep our crazies out of the public eye.  But this one is too good to pass by and not share.

Meet *Kiri*, aka Lady_D...aka LadyDakota...aka Dreama.  Shes a long time tribe fan with the rep in the fandom for being a very big (and rather bad) liar.  She's been caught on lies in regards to family members dying, 2 husbands dying, children dying, being a single mother, and her various careers, etc.  The fans have pretty much gotten tired of her and her lies.  So they call her out quite frequently.

But guess what?  She admits she lied to everyone!  But its was all some big social engineering project and shes bored with the fandom and official boards now.

To quote user emeraldeyes, who sums up the crazy of this 20 year old pretty well on page 6 of the thread:  But it's all true! We are not supposed to question this because it all makes perfect sense, natch.  Two babies, one ex-husband, one dead, one huge divorce settlement, two dogs, a racoon, a big house and an army career. and a social scientist. She truely is an inspiration to me.

ETA: More of Kiri's uniqueness.

( Another ETA....a laundry list of *Kiri*'s most recent lies, courtesy of Illuminarch )

Be kind, it's my first wank. Use lube.

The carnage started when EvilDrEm posted a little diddy on her lj to cheer up Laura. It goes like this:

La Fish
Your posts are full of hesitation
Sure makes me wonder
If you know what you're talking 'bout.
La Fish
I wanna keep my reputation
I'm a sensation
But what you post, leaves me in doubt.

Because, La Fish, I can google
And I can follow the same thread.
I can google,
Google woogle
You have no cred.

Oh, La Fish, I can google
Please shut up, you know your wrong.
I can google,
Google woogle
All night long.

[Chorus Repeat To Fade]

Oh, La Fish, I can google....

Sing along, everyone!

Only those involved in this little lovefest know what that is about, but the 'Fish, involved is none other than Leslie Fish, one of the original queen BNF of Star Trek fandom. Apparently she's left the haven of Trek for the craziness of Highlander and they don't like her much there. HL is not known for being kind to newbies, HP/LOTR fans should take notes on how to piss off newbies here.

Enter Jennie, she takes offense at the song and crap being posted about her Trek bud, Leslie and posts about it here. Wank ensues here and here.

The story behind this saga is that Tritorella threw Leslie Fish off her archive. Tritorella + EvilDrEm are friends = song/wank.
The original thread seems have been deleted off Tritorella's lj. But alas, I saved it. It is here.

The deleted reference of "Leslis Fish is no longer archived at the Freedom Fanfiction site. Her stories can now be found here." flys in the face of Tritorella's own ragings of deleted posts *shakes fists* in this post. Where she bemoans the fate of posts friends made about her in defense when nasty people talked bad about her.

As the wank moves to Tritorella's page, then back to EvilDrEm's page -you need a score card to keep up - accusations of stalking, spam attacks and virus bombing are thrown back and forth between the waring BNF's. Then out comes the big guns!

Jennie accuses Tritorella of having - GASP - sockpuppets! However, no one touches that accusation with a ten foot pole. See this as to see why no one disputes it.

The wank was continuing as I post this. It is Trek old geezers versus HL upstarts. May the best fandom win.

EDIT: This was sent to my inbox. It is a LJ post where Tritorella, now known to all as Sockpuppet Queen of All Fandoms, admits she created a bogus LiveJournal to mock a person named Jeylan (see below for more about Jeylan). Can we keep our trolls straight in this fandom?

EDIT #2: This wank took a left turn somewhere near Omaha and has not gotten back on course. What about Leslie Fish and Star Trek fans? **whines** But, I am flexible. TritorellaWank2004 has begun.

To the wanker who sent this gem to my inbox - you rock! I knew there was a good reason I listed my Email address on my Info page. Cuts from this could start a whole new wank. *wipes a tear away for the classic Trek wank that isn't to be, but glad Leslie Fish is still alive*