Thursday, January 6th, 2011

Katsucon & the Blame Bus; or, For the Love of BCC!

[info]randomsome1
The background: Last year, after the giant trainwreck of the Katsucon Artists' Alley, artists were promised better & more transparent communication. The old Alley head Tex was replaced with Jasen, one of the old security people. Jasen seemed pretty open, the Alley applications went up on September 12th, and on November 10th Jasen sent out a non-BCC'd email which stated, "You will shortly be receiving instructions about payment and any further registration information we need."

What happened next? You guessed it: Nothing. So people started questioning what was up on the forums. The con chair popped up on page two to say they're really really really gonna work on their communication for next year, honestly this time you guys, and by the way, here's what artists should really be doing instead of waiting around.

Possible attendees were, as you might've guessed, somewhat unimpressed. Katsu's con chair responded by first pointing the proverbial finger at Jasen--then his wife followed suit by throwing Jasen under their bus, claiming he'd been actively ignoring absolutely everyone's emails. ETA: And the second post's been deleted, though there's mentions of its contents in later posts. :(

At this point user Studio Kitsu decided she was fed up with the inaction and took matters into her own hands. Since Jasen'd not BCC'd the artists in his first "Be with you soon!" email, she snagged their addresses and sent this:

And for the tl;dr portion of our show! )

The next morning, Jasen crawls out from under the bus to point the finger in return . . . in an email sent to absolutely everyone.

Oh, by the way, fanart is now banned in the Alley. )

User Dashi, though, has had enough, and goes from passive-aggressive to aggressive-aggressive faster than you can say IP law--and once again, sends their grievances to the entire list of artists.

IP Law: It's like magnets, in a way. )

And for bonus giggles: Despite addressing the email to "Katsucon staff," the only staff member she actually sent the thing to is Jasen.

But this is the end, right? People who've worked with grouchy customers know there's a time to step back and look for a higher ground and . . . Oh, who am I kidding. I preserved the formatting and colors because I love you guys.

From Jasen: There's no fanart ban except for where there is! )


And finally! . . . Finally? Irony tastes like apples!

    From: Poisoned Apple (email redacted)
    Subject: RE: Attn: Katsucon Marketplace Artists
    To: Everyone!
    Date: Thursday, January 6, 2011, 7:52 PM

    Stop mass e-mailing. No one wants to read this.
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Tuesday, April 27th, 2010

Moooon....Cooosssmiiic....Leaving Deviantart FOREVAAR!!!

[info]sailorjpg
So, BNF artist Drachea Rannak was accused of tracing. The SailorSenshi-Unite DeviantArt group has a discussion about it (Now deleted, but a comparison image is here).

Apparently people trolled Drachea's DA, even though Drachea did indeed cite his source on the image.

Drachea ragequit's DA. Fans BAWWW.

But it gets more fun, people! There's an impostor in their midsts! So what does SailorSenshi Unite do? Declare war, of course.

Get this one while it's hot, I expect that things will vanish.

EDIT: Drachea's GOODBYE FOREVAAA! message:

Guys... I am just being real. )
Also as a public service, someone is displaying Drachea's art.
OBJECTION!!!

EDIT II: Oh so much more!
I have found the original accusations my wankas!
Post the first.
"Also a filthy liar"
"Good riddance" complete with livestream.

The whole situation made The News! DA News that is.
Possible sock account.
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Friday, March 20th, 2009

I demand ANSWERS! And I refuse to tell you the question.

[info]jetamors
So, what's got the mod of owlblot so mightily butthurt? (Preemptive caps, since I'm sure this post won't last.) Who are these mysterious people she's demanding answers from? What is threatening the future of the community so badly that she has to suspend posting in every Watchmen community she moderates?

Does it have something to do with this person? Or perhaps a private grudge taken public? Apparently we're just supposed to know these things: And if you STILL do not "get it", then, dears, you just don't get it. Many other people have been able to understand why I am doing this; the number of people who (for what ever reason) are not able to grasp the meaning behind this post are less in number. Thus, I am left no other option than to assume that the fault does not lie with me and my post but that the problem lies within you and how you are trying to perceive it (or failing to perceive it, whichever one works).

Me, I'm just sitting back with a bowl full of popcorn and looking forward to the next installment in this drama.

ETA: The mod speaks: "I was told some people were not liking where the comm. where going. I didn't know who they were specifically so I had to make a big public post about it" And AFAIK all three comms still have posting suspended. Yeah, I don't even know.
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Thursday, July 10th, 2008

My doctor who is pastede on, yay!

[info]seca
Over at [info]doctorwho a user [info]psychedelicsand decides to share her 'art' with the community. Red flags instantly raise, as well as Crystal-wank comparisons, as her 'art' looks like it was run through paintshop filters. The original post has been bahleeted but a mousey over at [info]wank_report has a screen cap of the original post with some of the early comments.

With the post bahleeted, [info]psychedelicsand makes sure she gets her say against all the naysayers (I suggest trying to not look at her default icon there)over at [info]doctorwho. Where she gives us such gems like:

I don't think I can take this anymore... I have done nothing wrong.. ever... I posted those images in my previous post because I really did paint them.. and people responded with so much hate. I'm not a hateful person. I'm not a liar. I'm an existentialist and a writer, I treasure experience.

And:

My message to all of you is: IF YOU THINK I'M A LOSER, FINE, TAKE ME OFF OF YOUR FRIENDS LIST BUT I AM NOT A LIAR AND I HAVE THE PROOF THROUGH WORKS IN PROGRESS TO SHOW YOU. AND YOU, WHO ADDED ME AND NEVER RESPOND.. WHAT'S THE POINT? The whole world is fucked. Everything I do, no matter what it is, is wrong. No one gives a shit about me or the things I have to say.

When I fucking twisted my ankle today people literally SLOWED DOWN IN THEIR FUCKING CARS to gawk at me. Not once did anyone offer to help me or drive me to the hospital. Not once has anyone ever showed any interest in anyone other than themselves. Fuck. My Husband went to a house to ask to use the phone. . . and you would think as the woman stared at me from her doorway with "Aww that's awful." in her tone, that she would have offered me a drive. Funny.

So the message is

FUCK YOU ALL.


The wank may no longer be on LJ but there's some over on DA where [info]psychedelicsand goes by lord-of-time. You get the, waah they're so mean and I that was totally my work that she posted on her LJ and wanking in the comments on her DA page.

ETA: Her LJ account have been bahleeted. And now I feel bad about being too lazy to think about capping any of it. =( But she has left a parting message on her DA, though has bahleeted all other entries.
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Monday, June 23rd, 2008

Fail mods are failing

[info]sepiamagpie
Dearest, beloved, Fandom Wank.

I know you were looking forward to great excitement today. Some of you said words to me that indicated you anticipated fiery 'judgement' upon those who remained fresh and dewey white, those you call n00bs.

Anyway, you got today instead.

Stop anticipating things, we'll just break your hearts.


Sincerely,

Sepia P. Magpie, Esq.



PS: Use this post to reflect on how you could be better people. Or just fuck around in the comments.
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Monday, June 2nd, 2008

I feel a bit weird arguing AGAINST robot sex.

[info]seiberwing
My psychic wank skills have lead me right once more.

The IDW thread was relatively polite when I first posted, if a bit teal deer. Then Damolishor showed up and it all went to h***.

I reckon that it's pretty obvious that the number of people who realise that Transformers DON'T "Sexually reproduce" (Why do something that is not only unnecessary, but which would be uncomfortable for robots) to the small number that do is indicative that the people who know they don't are right. I don't know why the hell this point keeps coming up.

*snip*

Therefore, No sex.

And don't even ****ing get me started on the fact that Powerglide, Ironhide and Inferno are NOT the boyfriends of Moonracer, Chromia and Firestar AGAIN. I'm not a fan of the borderline hentai, either.


And they're off, with wall paragraphs like you've never seen. There's also arguments as to whether Powerglide straddling Chromia is worksafe (apparently boy robot kissing falls under NSFW but this does not) and Tramp wields his boldface like a mighty sword that might also represent a penis while Damolishor slings his asterisks every which way and Jaysie urges people to stop being so mean to Tramp. Supposedly Damolishor and Tramp have history to the point of Damolishor threatening to kick Tramp's ass back before Tramp was banned from seibertron.com, but this information is not verifiable at this time. EDIT: Ah, here we go.

To cap it off, here's a sparkling gem from Tramp that seems to sum up his argument:

I am not saying you have to agree with me. Just don't tell me I am wrong on this. And here, where at least they aren't talking about sex.

EDIT: Also, it appears that Tramp's fascination with humancentricity even led him to write a letter to Simon Furman himself to convince Furman of his point.

EDIT: And now they're arguing over whether it was making out or Powerglide slipping Moonracer the dipstick. Why?

EDIT POINT TWO: The mods come along to say 'stfu before Hasbro comes poking around and sees you've implied robosexings! Understandable, given the fate of transformerotica.com all those years ago.

EDIT POINT THREE: And in our final act, Tramp cries censorship but the Mosaic mods decide to ax the piece anyway. The thread is locked and for now the madness quiets. The original piece can be found here.
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Thursday, January 31st, 2008

"OMG! You pointed out her plagiarism, you horrible meanie!"

[info]pyratejenni
Over on LJ, [info]psycholullaby posts about some plagiarized FMA fan art. [info]dramaqueen9731 posted a "You hurt her feelings! Shame on you!" comment then deleted it, but [info]psycholullaby posted it in an ETA for posterity. Not to be outdone, some other naive schmuck poor soul tries to makes a similar point. Needless to say, no one on the thread busy it

At some point, according to her ETAs, the plagiarized art was taken down, and the offender, esteltinuviel, posts a Heidipology comparing herself to Gandhi and MLK Jr.

[info]psycholullaby isn't pleased, and posts the screencaps of the plagiarized artwork.

It's kinda nice to see FMA wank. It's been a while.

ETA: For your viewing pleasure, comparisons of the artwork in question. Tip o' the hat to [info]onaga for grabbing the link, because I was lazy.
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Tuesday, December 11th, 2007

"A Sad Discovery:" House art-wank

[info]massromantic
So, okay, I feel vaguely anxious about making a post linking to now-deleted posts, but hopefully it's funny enough to make up for it? If not, you know, mock at will.

A group of House/Wilson-y writers and artists come to the conclusion that a fairly popular fanartist, [info]elicia8, has been using Photoshop or photo references in her drawings. Naturally, the way they go about bringing this up is creating a separate Evidence Journal (and, I am not making this up, titling it "The No-Spin Zone") and posting at length about how sad they are to have to bring this up. (The evidence posts were later locked, but can be found c & p'ed here, here, here, and here. A sample: "Several weeks ago, it was brought to my attention, by brynnamorgan, that she had discovered a problem--a serious problem--with this popular artwork. As I had always had an unsettled feeling about these pieces--something always felt a bit too perfect--I began to assist this artist in her investigation. What we found has dismayed all of us."

They then post a super-serious announcement post to house_wilson. The most common reaction is a resounding "Who cares?" (Comment screencaps are here, here, and here. The second set of comments capped is probably the funniest.)

The OP then deletes their announcement post, friends-lock or delete the evidence post, and retreat with a new flounce post: "All right then. We'll never bring it up again." (No screencaps available, afaik.) People respond to this with a lot of "...wtf is the point of this, then?," so this post is also deleted.

This mostly just leaves the fanartist's response post (quote: "ETA: My mommy helped with the hard parts.") and a whole lot of posts mocking the whole thing. And the evidence journal's proof gallery.

No comment from any of the OP contributors so far, though, so there's still potential fun to be had.
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Sunday, September 23rd, 2007

fanart wank!

[info]iris
Our story begins in [info]tales_symphonia, where [info]shinneth posts links to a fuckton of .rar fanart packs, uploaded to YSI. (I don't have the original text of the post, sorry.)

[info]neonclover, who is not down with this kind of thing, registers a complaint. [info]purpule follows suit.

The links vanish, apparently reported to YSI for copyright infringement!

And [info]niffe is apparently very displeased: wait a second? This is wank-bait? Wow! I thought I was just pissed off at a bunch of fuckheads!

They also emphasize their displeasure with a nice big picture of Colette, edited so she's flipping us all off...with the wrong finger.

Serious business.

ETA: We apparently have post editing on [info]niffe's post too, but never fear, screencaps are here!

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/1366/heehee1vx6.jpg
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/1729/heehee2be8.jpg
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Thursday, June 8th, 2006

Lion King Fanart wank ahoy!

[info]mathias
Copied from [info]wank_report:

The Lion King Fanart archive is a huge cornucopia of all animals Disney style. It used to be about the actual movie at one point, but now it looks like purple wolves with wings and magic powahz as well as goth, rocker emo lions are par for the course. Anyway, the site owner has started cracking down on off-topic art and violence that exceeds a G-PG rating; a post on this subject can be seen in the Administrator's Message on the main page.

Cue backlash and wank by a select group of artists.

In which we get some wanking glory about how no blood is allowed, and in which the Administrator himself says not to use the "don't like it, don't look at it" argument, but his calls are pretty much in vain.


More!

And it continues.

I DON'T WANT ATTENTION, GUYS.


Full of blockquote and lack of spell check for the whole family!
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Saturday, May 6th, 2006

My photoshop filter use is painting!

[info]adora_spintriae
[info]dodger_winslow takes Supernatural screencaps and runs them through photoshop filters, before popping them onto her LJ and claiming they're her "paintings". In one such example, people comment, and she responds, claiming the images are digitally painted, among other things.

Some people also decide to call her on her bullshit, and there's a lot of tl;dr.

In fact, a whole seperate post of tl;dr! Huzzah!
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Sunday, February 5th, 2006

ANN never disappoints

[info]hypno_jango
From Mousy on Wank_Report:

So, Anime News Network posts a piece of news titled "NEWS: Otakon Enforces Copyright at Artists' Alley"

On the forums, fans quickly jump to conclusions and voice their various opinions on the topic ("various" meaning "omfg how can they!" and "finally someone did the right thing to those suckers!"). As usual, suddenly everyone's a lawyer, quoting Wikipedia and various trusted and not-so-trusted sources, and of course it's complete with people with attitudes: "I've been in the fandom longer than you so I'm right and you're wrong" (Colonel Wolfe) and "I write for quasi-famous online magazines so I can look down on you" (Zac). People are accusing Otakon with selling out.

Even some real VIPs pipe in:

http://animenewsnetwork.com/bbs/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=240315#240315

http://animenewsnetwork.com/bbs/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=240322#240322

http://animenewsnetwork.com/bbs/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=240127#240127

And then, Colonel Wolfe posts a looong article titled 'Bloatacon' taken from another website which is apparently "incorrect in many ways".

The owner of the website the article is quoted from shows up who is apparently dedicated to spread the word about the great "injustice that is being committed against fanartists". Posts are being edited.

In the meanwhile, Otakon issues an official statement regarding the problem - it only stirs up more trouble, as it turns out, as people are now accusing Otakon with wishy-washying and trying to divert attention from the problem. In the end, Colonel Wolfe comes up with a shocking conspiration theory.

And it's still going. (Provided that the mods don't lock the thread or delete it.)
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Tuesday, January 17th, 2006

Potter Fanart Wank

[info]arielchan
This one's fairly simple, but amusing nonetheless.

Over on LJ, there is a journal called [info]potter_bunnies dedicated to fanart pictures of Harry Potter characters as bunnies. It's decent art, and fairly cute, but the creator, [info]jlarinda has specific rules she wants followed, like no spoilers being posted and, for some reason, she won't affiliate herself with any art journal that posts Remus/Tonks.

Sometime recently, another fanart journal called [info]geo_potter affiliates itself with her, and then posts a Remus/Tonks picture. [info]jlarinda asks them to remove the affiliation. They say no and, supposedly, mock her in their journal.

Jlarinda flips out in potter_bunnies.

She insults the other journal completely, and encourages her minions to go over and flame them because she thinks it's fun.

Some people stand with her. Some people stand against her. Some people try to stand with her while insulting other communities she's affiliated with.

The best part is, in the end [info]geo_potter deletes itself.
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Saturday, January 7th, 2006

GAFF Wank - With BNF Rage!

[info]memii
Ravenbell GAFF's a Full Metal Alchemist BNF's fan art.

Agammenon, supposedly youkofujima (the artist in question), shows up to wank. The BNF's friends show up and accusations of stalking fly. It all goes to hell from there.

Then, on the second page, Agammenon claims that she, Ravenbell, youkofujima are the same person! (Ok, not really. But she had you going there for a minute, didn't she?)

ETA: Agammenon != youkojima. She/He is just another overzealous fan. You may resume snarking.
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Sunday, April 24th, 2005

Another Crystal Gamgee?

[info]kyuuketsukirui
Over on [info]crumpeteers, [info]tanacawyr accuses [info]black_hound of trying to pull a Crystal. Accusations fly, people rush in to defend both [info]black_hound and [info]tanacawyr, and it comes out that there have been whisperings of the drawings in question being manips for some time.
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Thursday, April 14th, 2005

Baby's all grown up *sniffle*...

[info]adora_spintriae
Over at [info]gankutsuou, a challenge was made a while ago in the comm for shits and... more shitswell, giggles, kinda.

And it looks like it's paid off with The Best Contest Entry Ever (NWS, there's Disney characters and tears involved) by El Socko Puppeto [info]kurama10

PLZremove kthx. People call troll. Apparently, in some people's heads, this is funny. And there is teh funnay picspam.

But most importantly, it's all about the Villefort-helicopter-penis icons.

Edit: I spell like I dance.
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Sunday, April 10th, 2005

Since Slayers is a fandom...

[info]tarahime
I bring to you all my first wank report, courtesy of the lovely wankers at DeviantART.

It all starts out at the fanart gallery of a person called animecartist, a Copy Artist, whose choice of art style is to basically recopy original official art from several different anime series. However, it is not limited to just that as she has also taken the liberty to copy someone else's fanart.

I can smell the wank already )


You're just jealous! She's a better artist than you'll ever be!! )
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Monday, March 28th, 2005

Arteest Wank

[info]kalindi
Once again, kiddies, I bring wank from the land that is 4chan.org (not worksafe, though so far this particular wank is).

Another arteest wank, in which said-artist asks for a critique. When people speak up, offering opinions or thoughts and whatnot, their response to this Masterpiece of All That is Art is less than enthusiastic. Artist begins to wank, with the usual "U DUN UNDERSTAND MY WORK U UNCULTURED BUFFONS" and "MI PEICE HAS INNUR BEUTY!!!!", as well as the typical blaming-of-cameras and general preaching about being close-minded.

Short, but sadly amusing in its cute little wanky way.
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Saturday, July 24th, 2004

Aren't newbies supposed to have a nice welcome when they join a community?

[info]ladyofviolets
Apparently people like sweetest_savage don't think so

Head, meet desk.
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Monday, May 24th, 2004

Stylizing is what you do when you draw in all the little details, and other such fine art critique

[info]nolifeking
Over in elfwoodrant, [info]beatprogeny posts another rant on anime bishounen posts a completely unrelated to bishounen rant about the lack of visible body hair on anime men. It's only a few hours later, but idiocity flows freely from all directions already.

Not sure if it should belong in f_w or otf_w, but we're talking FanQuarter and debates on the proper ways to do fanart, so I'll drop it in here for now. Now I might be a rant-happy Elfwood wanker myself, but I've don't think I've ever seen an argument there where both sides parade so... dumb arguments that I can't even find the energy for a Devil's Advocate comment. Yet, it is the moment of art historic perspective that really warms my heart...
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