I know you were looking forward to great excitement today. Some of you said words to me that indicated you anticipated fiery 'judgement' upon those who remained fresh and dewey white, those you call n00bs.
Anyway, you got today instead.
Stop anticipating things, we'll just break your hearts.
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Alias
3 (0.6%)
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Fandom_wank 52 (9.7%)
Fanficrants 219 (40.9%)
Firefly/Serenity 22 (4.1%)
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Furries 46 (8.6%)
Harry Potter 124 (23.1%)
House 19 (3.5%)
Inuyasha 32 (6.0%)
LOTR 35 (6.5%)
Sailor Moon 43 (8.0%)
Slash 62 (11.6%)
Star Wars 12 (2.2%)
Second-Biggest Wank-Generating Event
Anne Rice's "Out of Egypt" announcement 77 (14.4%)
Blackjackrocket outwalking a hurricane 185 (34.6%)
Caina 89 (16.7%)
Dom and Elijah getting girlfriends 24 (4.5%)
JKR's interview with Emerson 246 (46.1%)
Katrina 58 (10.9%)
Best New Icon
61 (11.2%)
75 (13.7%)
102 (18.6%)
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254 (46.4%)
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115 (21.0%)
moonpigeon's owls 41 (7.5%)
Ninja strippers! 46 (8.4%)
O RLY? owls 100 (18.3%)
Best New Injoke
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Bartending in the dark 257 (46.7%)
But what are your thoughts on yaoi? 182 (33.1%)
Harmonians. They're like slaves, in a way 94 (17.1%)
I was ALMOST a SEX therapist! 98 (17.8%)
No furbashing! 36 (6.5%)
O RLY? 91 (16.5%)
Outwalking a hurricane 72 (13.1%)
Perhaps I have a special anus? 51 (9.3%)
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bad_rpers_suck 35 (6.4%)
bad_sex 0 (0.0%)
childfree 46 (8.4%)
cf_hardcore 254 (46.4%)
fanficrants 289 (52.8%)
ONTD 81 (14.8%)
Wankiest Person of 2005
Anne Rice 174 (31.9%)
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blackjackrocket 137 (25.1%)
Caina 201 (36.9%)
thebitingfaery 143 (26.2%)
thefaeryqueen 44 (8.1%)
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On HP Fandom and the Cult of Mean 236 (45.0%)
Gothique and the Fanfic That Raped Her 69 (13.1%)
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