Dearest, beloved, Fandom Wank.

I know you were looking forward to great excitement today. Some of you said words to me that indicated you anticipated fiery 'judgement' upon those who remained fresh and dewey white, those you call n00bs.

Anyway, you got today instead.

Stop anticipating things, we'll just break your hearts.

Sincerely,

Sepia P. Magpie, Esq.



PS: Use this post to reflect on how you could be better people. Or just fuck around in the comments.

In the LJ community anita_blake_fan, kohaku_y_n is disgruntled about the number of Anita Blake fans who complain about the series. The OP is wanky as it is, complete with a threat to "leave the community next time something like that appears!"

Others chime in with agreement and gentle, reasoned disagreement.

( But wait, there's trouble ahead )

There's more, including people complaining about those who complain about the complaining and someone who wishes that those who threaten to leave would hurry up and go.

Some Hit-and-Runner (or sockpuppet) posted a link to LKH Lashout and Anita Blake Fan that leads to a download of the new Anita Blake Book
Many Fans are happy to not have to spend the money on that pice of bad Pr0n shit, but then along comes Sweetpirate and askes for trouble:
Question: You are all aware that uploading Micah and reading it without paying is considered stealing and is illegal right?

Everyone is fast now to claim that even while they did download it they are of course going to buy the book anyway.

Meanwhile Hallow, who at first was rather high and mighty about not downloading but buying falls from her high horse, as she is admiting that she gets all her books from someone she knows working for a publishing house

And the mods?
They announce to take their sweet time until taking down the post with the download link
ETA: And they also decided that you now have to joint the community to enjoy the wank.... grrr

Long time lurker, first time poster!

Yendi makes amusing "make your own Anita Blake book" post mocking the series.

Fezabel finds the post (presumably through a mutual friend) and has kittens. "You are the worst kind of pretentious snob!" OMG how dare you not like the books?!!!??!! Anyone who agrees with Yendi is a sycophant!

Shortly thereafter, friend/sockpuppet Cariadwyn shows up to explain that Blake-haters are all just bitter because they can't write as good as LKH. And if you think her/his grammer sucks you are all LOSERS!

You're only allowed to have an opinion on the Anita Blake books if you like them, apparently.