Dearest, beloved, Fandom Wank.

I know you were looking forward to great excitement today. Some of you said words to me that indicated you anticipated fiery 'judgement' upon those who remained fresh and dewey white, those you call n00bs.

Anyway, you got today instead.

Stop anticipating things, we'll just break your hearts.

Sincerely,

Sepia P. Magpie, Esq.



PS: Use this post to reflect on how you could be better people. Or just fuck around in the comments.

This wank is small but very angry, and the combination of Big Brother spoilerage and the shootings in Montreal (not to mention Totally Random French!) is just too fucking weird to pass up.

nineashe made a spoilery post in Big Brother 7. Trouble is, the show hadn't aired on the West Coast and she forgot to put it behind a cut. Oops! There is minor outrage, but she fixes it, apologizes, and it seems to end there.

Two days later, enter bubbles11389, catalyst for FRENCHY RAGE! Well, I'm assuming it's rage, I don't speak a word of French. Anyone want to translate?
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But it doesn't end there! She makes another post to big_brother_7, explaining how bubbles11389's comment of yeah i'd just like to thank you for ruining the season finale for me has hurt her deeply in her soul in the wake of the shootings in Montreal. No disrespect to the victims, but using tragedy as an excuse to wank? Wanky, dude.

Here is the second post in its entirety, as I suspect it will be bahleeted.
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***EDIT:*** Both of nineashe's posts have been bahleeted. A new post from magentathompson has appeared in big_brother_7, calling out nineashe on her creative use of facts. It also includes a link to the reply nineashe gave magentathompson the first time magenta tried calling her out (which was bahleeted.) Nineashe likely won't respond to this latest post, as she appears to have left the fandom! community.

Here's the new post (in case of bahleetion):
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Wow. This wank 'sploded quite nicely.

Rove McManus is an Australian night-time talk show host who regularly invites the evicted Australian Big Brother contestants onto his show and makes sweet, sweet fun of them before they spiral into obscurity. The finale of the show was on Monday, and the totally wrong winner was announced. Last night, Rove brought the entire cast of famewhores back for the last of their 15 minutes. He again made with the sporking - some of it teetering towards the nasty side.

Enter thisisfliss, who posts an overlong rant in the Australian Big Brother community about how unecessary it all was. She has something of a tl;dr point, and though there are a few LOL SRS BZNZ type responses, the fun doesn't start until aphobian appears.

It begins as the usual GETALIFE trolling, but quickly descends into cracks about weight, um, horse-porn, and a self-defense that includes the sentence: Yesterday I was working on a defence to a defamation suit brought by the prime minister of singapore that has bankrupted the opposition leader so that he has to rely on shonky pro bono lawyers who pass on the hard work to law students like me.

Ebbeh?

So there's recently been some shit going down on Australian Big Brother, with two housemates being removed from the set permanently after a nighttime turkeyslapping incident. Charming. Of course, there has been much drama on the Big Brother Australia LJ comm, though most of the comments on posts have been supportive of BB's actions.

Until the other night when the two guys appeared on a BB "Special" to supposedly "explain" their actions with the show's corpse-like host, Gretel Killeen. And the comm gets an anonymous comment criticising one commenter joking about a mild case of tourettes one of the removed housemates has. Out of all the things to get wank about, it is this. *facepalm*

Tiny bonus wank about how people wanting to get the show axed are "selfish" here.