Dearest, beloved, Fandom Wank.

I know you were looking forward to great excitement today. Some of you said words to me that indicated you anticipated fiery 'judgement' upon those who remained fresh and dewey white, those you call n00bs.

Anyway, you got today instead.

Stop anticipating things, we'll just break your hearts.

Sincerely,

Sepia P. Magpie, Esq.



PS: Use this post to reflect on how you could be better people. Or just fuck around in the comments.

Remember rosiesintherain, who made a self-congratulatory mess on vergil_fangirls? Sure ya do.

She's back! That was fast.

As annataria, the LOL psychology student of last time, comes to dante_fangirls this time to announce an update to her site (FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR EYEBALLS DON'T FUCKING CLICK OH GOD), rosiesintherain dons her crusade armour again and wanks all over the post!

rosiesintherain: I'm trying very hard not to vomit.

Includes yet another verse of "fucking your sibling is sick", accusing writers of (tw)incest of having no life, telling someone repeatedly that their icon is too ugly for her to read their comments, AND bonus Godwin right off the bat!

Such a winner we have here, people. Such a grandiose winner.

Also, pedophiles again.

I can't help but wonder why she insists on staying in the Devil May Cry fandom if incest and twincest physically repulses her so much.

ETA: Remember, ladies and gents! If you are overweight, no opinion or knowledge you could possibly possess is relevant because of your excess weight, as seen here and pretty much all over the comments, since it's now rosiesintherain's new cookie cutter response to all the comments. Okay now I call troll.

ETA 2: rosiesintherain, with elvenpath as faithful sidekick, and annataria go back to vergil_fangirls to reaffirm their mutual fail. Strangely enough, even though rosiesintherain fails the most, it is annataria who's banned. At this point, it's just sad. Thanks to tetsuki for bringing the link to my attention.

In vergil_fangirls, rosiesintherain posts:

I know I'm going to be stomped with flames and insults for asking, but why exactly do people like Dante/Vergil?

It's something I never understood. I understand people appreciating the brotherly (FAMILY) love between them. The fact that they're so different and would definately be willing to kill each other, but they can't bring themselves to completely hate each other. Lady and Arkham had that too. Despite all the horribly things that Arkham had done to both her and others, she was still saddened when she killed him. Same with Dante. Despite what Vergil had done to him and was planning on doing to the world, when he left the human world forever, he was saddened by that too.

I don't find it romantic in the least and I don't understand why people try to make it out to be. I don't think someone can completely hate their family member, and DMC3 decided to play on that. And it's fairly obvious that Dante likes women. He hits on almost all the DMC girls, has naked pictures of women in his office, and totally got a boner the moment he saw Nevan. I don't think he's ever done that around Vergil.

Plus.... they're brothers. That's just sick.

So since there seems to be quite a lot of twincest fans here, I'd like to hear what they have to say. It confuses me when people dislike Dante/Trish because Trish is a clone of his mother, but turn around and say that two brothers fucking is hot.

Just curious.

( YAY WANK! )

ETA: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE GODWIN.

laryna6, who already has a history in the Devil May Cry fandom, has created a bunch of new communities: spardaxeva, dantexnevan, dantexalastor, dmc_yuri and vergilxlady. Given that the fandom is composed of AT MOST about 150 people, and the sole fanfiction community, dmc_fics, gets about one new fic per month in its good days, people ponder out loud the need for so many communities fractionning the already tiny fandom.

laryna6 doesn't take too kindly to this and deletes negative comments.

_sirius_denial, poster of a deleted comment, does not take kindly to it.

ETA: Aaaaaaaaaaaand laryna6 disabled all comments. So much for "Reasonable objections get answers, wank gets deleted."(laryna6), huh?

Unfortunately for her, we have the entire thing.

One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight Nine

ETAA: Laryna is blaming the Ass Burgers, again. Funny how quite a lot of other people with Asperger's manage to not act like complete asses online.

Hiii. Reporting in from the Devil May Cry fandom, as well as the Castlevania fandom, in which a giant WANK EXPLODEDEDED under the ever lovely LJ RP group, ergheiz_etic (avoid like a plague, by the way). They also insist Castlevania is a RPG...*headdesk*

It started out when the resident Nicolai player asked if she could pick up Lady in the OOC community. In response, one of the horrible moderators who plays a WANGSTY King from...(it doesn't matter anymore) puts up an addition in the FAQ. Mind you, the moderators don't friends lock their posts...

And this is why they do not allow Devil May Cry...


EDIT...I take that back, it seems the moderator has disabeled the comments.

Goldens are here and we managed to get the last comments: http://x.moony.nu/lins_comment.htm and http://padfoot.moony.nu/ohthewank.htm

First wank report, yadda.

In the DMC LJ icons community, mortenuova pimps demoncest, a newly created community for fans of Vergil/Dante.

I'm just pimping our new Virgil/Dante community. XO If you hate Virgil/Dante, or pimping. Ignore me! (We will be having icon challenges and so on and so forth—we're actually having one now.)

Ha ha. *run*

parsephoni proceeds to ignore the "ignore me" part and completely spazzes out about the OP being "a fucking pro-incest sick bitch" (although she said nothing about all the Vergil/Dante icons posted to the comm) and about the spelling of Nelo Angelo's name.

I'm still surprised it took THREE GAMES before this pairing got wanked.

ETA: And as the mod steps in, Parsephoni proceeds to suck up as if she wasn't the one who royally flipped out in the first place

ETAA: From the above sucking up thread:
Parsephoni: Also, I did not assume the girl was pro-incest. She made a community celebrating homosexual sex between twins. It’s obvious that she is.

The Logic is weak in this one.

Reporting in from the Devil May Cry fandom.

Just when I was proud to say that I hadn't seen too many wanks from my fandom, something has to come up and prove me wrong.

It's a charming, bite-sized wank that starts with Soan posting a meme from their journal in a Devil May Cry community on LJ.

Emily_jayden comments on it in a rather fangirly manner. Itzcolihqui takes issue with the typing style of the comment (even when they themselves seem to have a broken shift key). Hilarity ensues.

(As well as a cheap excuse to use this icon.)

ETA: Itcolihqui posts in rabidfanssuck to bitch about the issue.

Son of ETA: Entry in rabidfanssuck is bahleeted, but crysiana has a screenshot in the comments here.