Dearest, beloved, Fandom Wank.

I know you were looking forward to great excitement today. Some of you said words to me that indicated you anticipated fiery 'judgement' upon those who remained fresh and dewey white, those you call n00bs.

Anyway, you got today instead.

Stop anticipating things, we'll just break your hearts.

Sincerely,

Sepia P. Magpie, Esq.



PS: Use this post to reflect on how you could be better people. Or just fuck around in the comments.

So help me, but when I get hooked on something, the first thing I want to find out is whether its fandom has wank. I'm currently in love with DC/Vertigo's Fables and I've found me some Fables Wank.

On Fables creator Bill Willingham's official forum, a poster proposes a Fables/Captain Atom crossover. with the subtitle "If we get enough vores we might just see it." and the poll option to vote No as "I hate cool comics (that means no)."

Other posters disagree vehemently, want to know what vores are, and the OP suddenly goes, "Oh, it was just a joke!"

Then they get very wanky over what is humorous and what is not. Apparently, the "rules of humour" forbid mention of stupid crossovers.