Dearest, beloved, Fandom Wank.

I know you were looking forward to great excitement today. Some of you said words to me that indicated you anticipated fiery 'judgement' upon those who remained fresh and dewey white, those you call n00bs.

Anyway, you got today instead.

Stop anticipating things, we'll just break your hearts.

Sincerely,

Sepia P. Magpie, Esq.



PS: Use this post to reflect on how you could be better people. Or just fuck around in the comments.

Final Fantasy 10 (X-2) wank.

This has grudgewank written all over it. It may fizz out seems to be a tale as old as time, but then again, these things tend to implode when I'm asleep or Ninja Stripping. Over at quitethecouple a cute little LJ com for couple stories (Shocking, I know) there is wank.

cupcakemonster posts a story featuring Rikku/Gippal. All is well, the comments are the usual sort. Then along comes prettygothgirl. Rest assured these two do not like each other.

It seems to have started eons ago; something about a BRPS wank , but I'm unsure of the other details.

The "conversation" continues as other people get into the fray, serious debate goes on about if Rikku has the dream of a big family and 80 million behbehs or if she's the lone gun sort. A lot of time goes into the depth of a rather perky, bubbly side character with nice legs

Small for now.WOAH NELLY ( Now this is getting TL;DR. All the edits are here )

It all started with a Lulu/Rikku fic in which Rikku's brother was an evil rapist. In a nutshell:

YuriElf: NEW CHAPTER OMG!
Fans: Yay that was great!
VoidStar: I don't like that you used the rape plot device, you should rethink it.
YE: OMG I'M NEVER WRITING AGAIN I'M SO SORRY ;_;
VS: Chill out, it's just a little concrit!
YE: I CAN HANDLE CONCRIT BUT YOURS WAS JUST MEAN!
VS: Just don't make the brother into a rapist.
YE: But I HAD to!
Fans: OMG HOW DARE U!!! It's okay YE we love you *hugs and cuddles*
Other guy: He was just giving his nice clear opinion, pipe down.
Fans: RAWR!!!!
VS: *siiiiiiigh*
YE: *wibbles and acts generally helpless*
Fans: *coddle*
SaraJaye: Can't we all just get along?

The first chapter post, in which Andy00 criticizes the fic and YuriElf pulls out the OMG BAD PAST card.