Dearest, beloved, Fandom Wank.

I know you were looking forward to great excitement today. Some of you said words to me that indicated you anticipated fiery 'judgement' upon those who remained fresh and dewey white, those you call n00bs.

Anyway, you got today instead.

Stop anticipating things, we'll just break your hearts.

Sincerely,

Sepia P. Magpie, Esq.



PS: Use this post to reflect on how you could be better people. Or just fuck around in the comments.

Over at fanficrants, rigelianmirror politely asks the Fruits Basket fandom to stop writing Kyou/Tohru, because Hanajima said not to. Or something along those lines. People point out that Kyou/Tohru is actually canon, to which rigelianmirror replies:

Ehh. I still say that from a realistic point-of-view, that kind of pairing never works. I just don't get the mass appeal of assholish characters. o.o;


Other highlights include:

I don't like anime fans of Fruits Basket because the anime sucks.

Also? I'm amazed. A lot of the comments here are, in their most basic form, "READ MANGA, STUPID! KYOU/TOHRU IS CANON! NEENER NEENER NEEEENER! YOU SUCK! HAW!" ... Do you think I care? I still think Kyo is an asshole, plain and simple. o.o;

My first reported wank! Thanks to Aya (whose JF name I don't know) for directing me to it.

Over on fruits_basket, kouri_shien asks for spoilers about Rin and Haru's relationship beyond book eight. meli_p replies, "Haru/Yuki is purely cannon, unfortunately. ;_; "

kouri_shien's reply is only to mourn the lack of yaoi, without asking what meli_p meant by calling a nonexistant romantic relationship "cannon". No wank so far.

However, meli_p then repeats her mistake by saying, "It's sad. All the gay we wanted, in the end.. it's all proven canon." Buh? It's possible she just got "canon" and "fanon" mixed up, since they are only one letter off from each other . . . a few lines down, kireisarah speaks up with, "I think you mean 'fanon.' And o noes!!1"

The wank begins when meli_p replies, "I think I don't."

In a different subthread, linachu points out again that fanon is very, very different than canon. meli_p retorts, "Personal opinion, I think that pairing is canon. I know the difference, thanks." When it's pointed out that Haru/Yuki is more fanon than canon, she argues, "No, Haru/Rin is the storyline." meliachu wins the thread for her answer, "So... in other words, you're saying that if you want a pairing to be canon, then it is? Does that mean that if I decide I wanted to say that Hitler/George Washington were a real pairing, it would be true?"

The rest of the thread has its interesting moments too . . .

Do you remember the BIG splooge explosion after Akito's biggest secret was revealed in manga chapter 97?

Well, it gets worse...

( And it's all because the mangaka shapes her characters just like she wants. How dare she!!! )

Can we say, "in denial", boys and girls?

EDIT: Placed some lj-cuts here and there. Sorry, forgot some people still don't know... :P

One BIG ass spoiler about one of the main Furuba characters has been revealed in the manga...

And what's the deal?

Watch as the heads of rabid fangirls everywhere explode one by one!!!

And it's not over!

The people in the Furuba comm in LJ aren't thrilled either!

I do admit one of the theories formaulated in the LJ com makes some sense. But until THE truth is out there...

* suits up, sits on top of the Everest and grins as she sees how the splooge starts to take over the world *

.... They think of you. Naked.

First time wank. Do me hard Be gentle.

Disclaimer-- I know the person who was a "victim" in this, but merely asked her permission to wank this. I don't know the wanker except by reputation and a site she ran. I joined the forums after she left. Also 70% fandom related, so I didn't put this in OTF wank.

There is some backstory, but it also counts as wanky. Here I go~

There once was a woman on the Fruits Basket Forums named Lin aka honchi. Lin posted, and posted and posted, so she is still the member with the 3rd most posts, even after being gone for nearly a year. She was respected. Became a mod. Had the best Fruits Basket site on the web.

And now her fandom dead from yaoi.

/Nooooo... my... eyes... @_@, my fav anime... ruined by......yaoi.
Say it ain't so... say it ain't so~!!!!

More info on my OMAKE --> RUMORS section if you really want to read up on it... I don't want to spoil it anymore then I have... ;_; *sniffles*
I guess it was to be expected, BUT STILL~!!!!! ...Natsuki Takaya-san didn't have to... did she...?/

So, she throws a snit in several threads, finally culminating in her leaving.

But this is over, right? We can thank God that, like all things, the wank must end, right?

But it was not meant to be.

Enter Emigiri, one time friend of Lin. At the time she was a typical 13 year old, but she's grown into both a respected member of the forums and a mod. She mildly supported yaoi, and began drawing progressively smutty drawings. Recently, she became open (at least online) with her sexual preference.

Cue the spooge. Here's small clip from this insanely wanky post:

/Emi, if you actually get around to reading this ... I didn't think you were capable of going that low. Really. I know you have issues, and if you'd like to talk, I'm still willing to talk to you. But you never seem to want to talk to me, so I just took the "hint." I'm not another one of your teenage friends, so I'd appreciate it if you'd stop treating me like such. I don't play the game you're playing./

Now, she Pines for the good 'ol days when her friend was not teh gay. ( The entry )

The comments on both those posts are also priceless.

Please, before you wank, think of the children. It isn't pretty when a grown woman hurts an alienates a kid for liking peeps and boobies. I don't think that's what Jesus had in mind. *points at my icon*

Edit: Took out links to the minor's LJ, which I was told violated the ToS.

Edit the Second: The woman wanked on the girl's Journal. I cannot link to the girl's journal... so I took handy screenshots! They're biggish because of all the spooge, so after I got the 3 screenshots I took edited together, I cut it in half for easier load time.

First part * Second Part

I replied, basically a longer, more serious version of "You make baby Jesus cry, bitch. STFU." So yeah, I'm dirty now. But it's so GOOD to be dirty sometimes.

Last Edit (I hope): Anon troll alert. Do not feed it. It was thrown off the board for flaming people for liking yaoi. Here's further details, but it deserves a wank of its own.