Dearest, beloved, Fandom Wank.

I know you were looking forward to great excitement today. Some of you said words to me that indicated you anticipated fiery 'judgement' upon those who remained fresh and dewey white, those you call n00bs.

Anyway, you got today instead.

Stop anticipating things, we'll just break your hearts.

Sincerely,

Sepia P. Magpie, Esq.



PS: Use this post to reflect on how you could be better people. Or just fuck around in the comments.

Over on the LJ gundam_wing comm, chibiichi posts about a wonderful site she just found - and "these people" do it all themselves!

Only... there's really nothing on the page. And surprise of surprises, "Mrs. Winner" is one of the proprietors of the page. (Oh, and... it really has nothing at all to do with Gundam Wing.) And writerz_bloc calls her on all of it.

The following wank includes the rather e. e. cummings-esque line "but you jumped to conclusions because the thought of that lard and mayonnaise sandwhich got in your eyesight and you trampled your little brother to get to it."

Lard and Mayo! The choice of wankahs everywhere! :D