Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

Girl Gamers Mini-Wank

[info]jade_curtiss
[info]trevelyanl85a2 posts in Girl Gamers that he is mad because he tried friending people on Xbox Live and they didn't give him enough play time.

In his words: Whenever I asked what was up, excuses were made saying "oh so and so of a friend wants to game with me, maybe some other time" or no response was given at all. When I asked later if they want to game, for those who said "maybe later", they gave the same excuse again.

Add in his claim of "mild Aspbergers" [edit: his spelling, not mine] and his wondering if no one wants to play with him because he's a guy and you have a good culture for growing some wank.

95 comments and counting.

ETA: We now have apology.
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Monday, June 23rd, 2008

Fail mods are failing

[info]sepiamagpie
Dearest, beloved, Fandom Wank.

I know you were looking forward to great excitement today. Some of you said words to me that indicated you anticipated fiery 'judgement' upon those who remained fresh and dewey white, those you call n00bs.

Anyway, you got today instead.

Stop anticipating things, we'll just break your hearts.


Sincerely,

Sepia P. Magpie, Esq.



PS: Use this post to reflect on how you could be better people. Or just fuck around in the comments.
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Thursday, December 7th, 2006

Wanky, wanky night.

[info]mcity
A prerendered Halo 3 teaser trailer was broadcast recently on ESPN, and posted on Joystiq.

You know where this is going.

The comments, naturally, explode. Apparently, since Microsoft can get away with showing pre-rendered footage and Sony can't(the fake Killzone 2 trailer* at last years E3, which Sony later claimed to be a 'target render'), the fans must be prejudismised against Sony. Also, rasist[sic]. You are interrogating this trailer from the wrong perspective! Me, I just like that someone is asking the big questions.

*I think all video sporkings should be done by static macros of owls from now on.
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