Dearest, beloved, Fandom Wank.

I know you were looking forward to great excitement today. Some of you said words to me that indicated you anticipated fiery 'judgement' upon those who remained fresh and dewey white, those you call n00bs.

Anyway, you got today instead.

Stop anticipating things, we'll just break your hearts.

Sincerely,

Sepia P. Magpie, Esq.



PS: Use this post to reflect on how you could be better people. Or just fuck around in the comments.

A dressing room, for those of you who aren't familiar with the term, is a type of single-fandom roleplaying game wherein different versions of the characters can interact. They're generally heavy on the crack, and have open membership.

Trouble strikes the Phoenix Wright dressing room when the mods put some limitations on the types of characters allowed in the RP - and one of the community's members, disagreeing with the decision, chooses to express their displeasure on fandomsecrets. Because emailing the mods is for sissies.

There are a few scattered comments agreeing with the OP, and then the mod in question shows up. Cue indignation, bitchery both passive-aggressive and otherwise, and butthurt galore.

We'd hoped that you would remain wank-free, Phoenix Wright fandom. We really did. Alas, it is not so!

The original:

twotimegrime posts to gyakuten_saiban (the Japanese name for the PW game)
EVERYONE WHO'S HAD ENOUGH WITH GEFRIERPUNKT'S HATRED FOR NARU/MITSU, PLEASE JOIN gefrier_sucks.

Caps and all, I'm afraid.

People generally react to this by going o.O and "that person has the right to their own opinion", but there was an edit!

The Edit:
Lol. I'm joking. It ALL CAME FROM THIS:

http://i9.tinypic.com/4pcwm4j.jpg Someone got butt-hurt and it was posted over at fandom_secrets, and we were like "HAY LETS DO THIS AND HAVE SEX WITH THAT" so we did that.

plz to be realizing the joke before my hotmail dies.

Join the comm anyways we'll lol about shit like bitches lol.

In even larger font. So, social experiment? All for the lulz? You be the judge, people are still wtfing over it.

Edit: Baleeted. Sorry, all.