Dearest, beloved, Fandom Wank.

I know you were looking forward to great excitement today. Some of you said words to me that indicated you anticipated fiery 'judgement' upon those who remained fresh and dewey white, those you call n00bs.

Anyway, you got today instead.

Stop anticipating things, we'll just break your hearts.

Sincerely,

Sepia P. Magpie, Esq.



PS: Use this post to reflect on how you could be better people. Or just fuck around in the comments.

So Comedy Central now has message boards on their website, and against my better judgment, I decided to mosey on over and take a look at the board for The Daily Show. And, to no surprise, I found a somewhat lengthy thread entitled: It's official. John Stewart has SOLD OUT!

( I feel a need to apologize for the horrible format of the CC boards. But let us move on. )

Thoughts on yaoi slash! Colber Report/Daily Show style! rocza posts to several different communities about a new group s/h/it is starting, the tds_tcr_academe. According to the user info (which the OP so lovingly included in his multiple other community posts):

The original academe was a society whose purpose it was to promote a particular aspect of knowledge or culture. This community is for people who enjoy The Daily Show and The Colbert Report, but are frustrated with the influx of fans who don't have the ability to critically think about issues.

Or, in planer speak: no fangirls, no slash, no fluff. This is a place to talk about the shows and what's on the shows with people who can actually finish a sentence without saying "squee" and who realize that sometimes, a slice of pizza is just a slice of pizza. If you insist on squees and pizzasex, this is not the place for you.

Because fake news is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS. Wait a minute..what’s that? No slash? Uh oh. This cross-community wank pretty much has it all! Some choice bits..

NO! WE CAN’T ALL JUST GET ALONG!

Our Moderation will be way more 1337! (By the way, don’t like it DON’T JOIN!!!11)

Damn straight it could. :D

OMFG HOMOPHOBIA!

But..but..I like slash AND intelligent comedy!

ICON FLAMING-oh snap, is that some Godwin’s law over there?

tds_tcr_snark gets some pointing and laughing action in

(First time reporter..wee!)

Edit: Links fixed now.

Edit2x: Have some bonus slightly related</b> background history in the artemis77 vs rocza arena. Ooooh.

Edit3x: Thank you mousie for giving us more backstory wank</b> on our OP rocza.