Dearest, beloved, Fandom Wank.

I know you were looking forward to great excitement today. Some of you said words to me that indicated you anticipated fiery 'judgement' upon those who remained fresh and dewey white, those you call n00bs.

Anyway, you got today instead.

Stop anticipating things, we'll just break your hearts.

Sincerely,

Sepia P. Magpie, Esq.



PS: Use this post to reflect on how you could be better people. Or just fuck around in the comments.

Over at playthedamncard, femensqueterror wonders what Malik's race is, saying

Okay, so like my friend and I had an argument about what the fucking hell Malik/Marik is. I say he is black (because I'm black), and she says that he is all Arab and crap. BUT ARAB PEOPLE DON'T HAVE BLONDE HAIRS!!! But neither do black people. Black males do sometimes have freaking tattoos on their faces under their eyes! I'm serious I have seen it.

and putting up a poll people to vote on Malik's race.

People respond. Some are shocked, some call troll and some don't understand why the post is offensive.

ETA: One of the mods has an explanation for the deletion of the original post. I don't suppose screencaps of said original post would be too much to hope for? Anyone? Bueller?

Yu-Gi-Oh! wank that has surprisingly little to do with Yu-Gi-Oh!.

lonewarrior posts in playthedamncard about why she hates Kisara. Someone gets "ticked off" and disagrees.

It all goes downhill from there.

Lonewarrior feels the need to respond to the other poster's disagreement by bringing her personal life into it. This causes blackjackrocket to wonder what lonewarrior and her boyfriend have to do with anything.

Lonewarrior responds that "she said thinking about a cartoon's suffering made her shudder, so I can tell something that would make her faint" while insisting that Kisara fans were warned.

Blackjackrocket maintains that lonewarrior's first rebuttal to the other poster was insulting while insisting that whatever lonewarrior has been through has nothing to do with the subject at hand. Lonewarrior is very pissed.

Blackjackrocket suggest that lonewarrior should make a lonewarrior community, "so you can piss and moan there instead of clogging up a cartoon community," resulting in this exchange.

They fight some more and moonymonster tries to get them to agree to disagree.

Still more people get involved, while lonewarrior and blackjackrocket continue to go at it. And lonewarrior finally turns the caps off! galuxkitty also gets into a debate how much five-year-olds know.

Someone says of all the posters, "If fandom_wank was still around, they'd probably give you a medal, just for being so childish and whiny."