Dearest, beloved, Fandom Wank.

I know you were looking forward to great excitement today. Some of you said words to me that indicated you anticipated fiery 'judgement' upon those who remained fresh and dewey white, those you call n00bs.

Anyway, you got today instead.

Stop anticipating things, we'll just break your hearts.

Sincerely,

Sepia P. Magpie, Esq.



PS: Use this post to reflect on how you could be better people. Or just fuck around in the comments.

You're all a bunch of whores. (no! don't go! I love you! D:)


The random bannings will occur after I get home from drinking. You may appease my drunken wrath by filling the comments of this post with macros and cute animal pictures.

Do it.

DO IT NOW.

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Birthday over! Thanks everyone! No sacrifices required. This time.