Dearest, beloved, Fandom Wank.

I know you were looking forward to great excitement today. Some of you said words to me that indicated you anticipated fiery 'judgement' upon those who remained fresh and dewey white, those you call n00bs.

Anyway, you got today instead.

Stop anticipating things, we'll just break your hearts.

Sincerely,

Sepia P. Magpie, Esq.



PS: Use this post to reflect on how you could be better people. Or just fuck around in the comments.

You know, I've been waiting for this to happen for a while now. SGA wank again.


( this involves spoilers for Season 4 SGA involving casting. )

We'd hoped that you would remain wank-free, Phoenix Wright fandom. We really did. Alas, it is not so!

The original:

twotimegrime posts to gyakuten_saiban (the Japanese name for the PW game)
EVERYONE WHO'S HAD ENOUGH WITH GEFRIERPUNKT'S HATRED FOR NARU/MITSU, PLEASE JOIN gefrier_sucks.

Caps and all, I'm afraid.

People generally react to this by going o.O and "that person has the right to their own opinion", but there was an edit!

The Edit:
Lol. I'm joking. It ALL CAME FROM THIS:

http://i9.tinypic.com/4pcwm4j.jpg Someone got butt-hurt and it was posted over at fandom_secrets, and we were like "HAY LETS DO THIS AND HAVE SEX WITH THAT" so we did that.

plz to be realizing the joke before my hotmail dies.

Join the comm anyways we'll lol about shit like bitches lol.

In even larger font. So, social experiment? All for the lulz? You be the judge, people are still wtfing over it.

Edit: Baleeted. Sorry, all.

You have to love Stargate Atlantis fandom. It has some very vocal fans and some extremely vocal non-fans. Take for example the new LiveJournal community, SGA_Hate. (Think fanfic_hate and you know exactly how this wank is going down).

To give you some highlights:

First, we get the trashing of the authors. Name calling and the usual. My favorite bits are when people are called crazy. Godzilla and Tokyo are mentioned.

Then, Chopchica gets called a 'nut' and shows up to say she isn't. No, she's more of a cashew, really.

The BNF-bashing starts here and here.

Whining ensues about how SGA has stolen all the good fic writers. It's so sad the Baby Jesus is crying.

And finally, we get insults about the actors themselves -- and that's just on page one!

The anonymous comments just keep coming.

*Pass the popcorn*

ETA: SGA_Hate journal was suspended. Guess someone complained. *g* Scroll down in the comments here as some lovely people have screen captures of the wank. Many thanks.

ETA #2: sga_hate and its sister community, sv_hate both got booted on El-jay, but Supernatural_Hate is going strong -- for now. Check it out.

And since I don't know which brother is Dean and which is Sam, I will leave the Supernatural wank to someone else.

ETA #3: I am psychic, call Dionne Warwick! Supernatural Hate got suspended on LJ. However, if you are missing your daily ration of wank, check out these hate communities:

Dr. Who
House FU
House Anon
Buffy
Highlander
Battlestar Galatica
X-Files

And my new personal favorite, who says:

No I will not unfriend you. Don't bother asking. If you're too stupid to use the ban_set you're too stupid to be on LJ.

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