Literary Award Wank
Lambda Literary Foundation: We're changing our submission criteria. From now on our GLBT literary award will only be given to self-identified GLBT authors.
( This does not go over well. )
( This does not go over well. )
I know you were looking forward to great excitement today. Some of you said words to me that indicated you anticipated fiery 'judgement' upon those who remained fresh and dewey white, those you call n00bs.
Anyway, you got today instead.
Stop anticipating things, we'll just break your hearts.