Saturday, November 23rd, 2013

The Little-Known Fifth Horseman of Wank

[info]seiberwing
Orlando Jones, most recently known for playing Captain Frank Irving in the hit show Sleepy Hollow is also known for being the unofficial head of the entire fandom. But as a BNF of a modern occult fandom starring incredibly attractive people facing weekly supernatural threats and the potential of an oncoming apocalypse, he has been subjected to a rite of passage endured only by the greatest of our number. Our hero must now face the Wrath of the Tinhats.

Wrath beneath cut. )

EDIT: ORLANDO JONES HAS TWEETED THE POST GUYS OH MY GOD THIS IS NOT A DRILL SEMPAI NOTICED US

This is glorious http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1304731.html?style=mine …. And this http://tinyurl.com/mmmf8m5 BTW - What exactly is wank? #SPN #J2 #Destiel

TURNABOUT EDIT: The wank comes full circle as spn-gossip finds the above tweet. Insults fly and the fans don't seem to understand that people may have priorities that don't completely revolve around what the Supernatural fandom might think.
More wrath )
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Wednesday, August 22nd, 2012

Fans do not approve of Padalecki's life-choices

[info]redcoast
What did Jared Padalecki do to make an anonymous commentor on the spn_gossip group write, "It's an odd thing to watch someone's -a celebrity's- likability deteriorate in front of you, it really is. The rate of it is pretty shocking too"? You'd probably guess that he was arrested for drunk driving, or claimed during an interview that vitamins can cure post-partum or something like that. You'd be wrong.

What did Padalecki do that made his likeability "[plummet] faster than the stock market on a Black Monday"? He appeared in a music video with his beard.

Oh, and his wife is there too!

Seriously, the thing I find most offensive about these threads is the lack of beard jokes. C'mon! It's right there! Jared Padelecki has a beard in a music video in which his wife, who you claim to be his beard, also appears!

Jared and Genevieve Padelecki acted in a music video for a song by the Brian Buckley Band, which Jared also produces or finanaces or something, I don't care. If you don't want to watch it, it is pithly summarized by a spn_gossip anon thus:
Gen is in it for half a second at the end. All she does is open their (real) front door and bite her lip.

The plot of the video seems to be that Jared did something BAD (cheated with Jensen? C'mon Jared is only human!) and then gets drunk/hairy for a while, before putting on his magic bowtie and using cue cards stolen from "Love Actually" to try and win his girl back. Gen answers with lip biting.
spn_gossip responds with the disgust and caution usually reserved for Stormfront:
"Is anyone going to rip the video and repost it? I don't want to give them official hits..... although I also don't want to watch the video.... help?"
Another anon writes, "Yeah, there are things that I think an actor particularly just can't bounce back from, and this will probably be Jared's for me. It's a good/sad question, IDK I hope it's a development."

The issue is that Jared is using the video to promote his allegedly fake marriage, which would be awful?
I wonder what the hell Jared meant when he said at the Nerd thing, he was doing this BB video just for 'himself'? He obviously meant he was doing it to promote his fake marriage, just like every time he has 'employed' the BB Band for cons to provide an excuse to slobber over her in public.
This man is such a liar!
Why have your fake wife in your 'friend's' video, if not to use him to promote the het?
Jared manages to make me feel nauseous fairly often these days, especially when he's pimping the tiny no-talent fake wife who has managed to complicate his and Jensen's life in an incredibly irresponsible way. Ugh.
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Tuesday, October 11th, 2011

Now for the story of two star crossed lovers...

[info]dapperdinosaur
... or so fandom seems to think. The lovers might disagree.

So, it’s been announced that Genevieve Padalecki is pregnant.

And the Supernatural fandom, naturally, loses it.

Like any rational fan, they question it:

But why would she have to disappear the second she found out she was pregnant if everything is hunky dory normal?

Speculate wildly:

Or, maybe that's when Gen said she wanted out, and Dan came up with this great excuse for her to be out of the public eye for the next year while still contributing to the het parade.

“If it's true my opinion of Jared is in the toilet. I still believe he's gay and in a relationship with Jensen. It's not possible for two guys to work as close as they do for almost 7 years and be as close friends as they are unless it's beyond friendship. Not possible. Not with HW egos.

But they don't need to bring kids into the mess to establish het cred. For God's sake he's not 30 yet. Most men in HW don't have kids till way into their 30s. I always thought Gen was a lesbian. Far out theory but maybe she's pregnant with a GF and will pass it off as Jared's.

J2 are gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay... )
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