If you play World of Warcraft, you'll know that there is a darker, more sinister side to the game. A side known as... a Roleplaying Server. *dun dun da!*

Like most places of free range RP, there are delicious tidbits of wank. This one involves everyone's favorite- Internet Suicide!

The story starts over at The Roleplayer's Lament, a blog that brings the Mary Sues, Godmodders, and other such failures of WoW RPing to your computer screen with the added picture or two for laughs.

When you use certain addons like FlagRSP, you can give yourself a title, last name, and all sorts of horrible life details that another player would totally know instantly by looking at someone. A particularly nasty Gary Stu is posted and there is joyous mock for the RPing community.

Until the blog poster learns later that the player behind the Aizen wannabe died.

Kinda puts a damper on the fun making, right? Nah! Turns out the player *gasp* faked his WoW death to get back at the Lamenters for poking fun at him. Apparently, it's all fun and games until the tables are turned, which has various WoW RPers demanding blood for their tears and prayers, and one person suggesting he get prison raped for his Internet Death scheme.

But fear not, fellow Moon Guard-ians! For as long as this blog will stand against the test of internet time, Marrowdarkness shall forever be remembered and immortalized as a Godmodder and Death Faker! And we shall all forget this wank in time, probably when the next Sue who claims to be Illidan's newest chew toy trots into Goldshire.

Bonus: Official Forums nerd rage. T minus until Bliz nukes the thread.

A Slytherfan terri_testing writes an essay The Wizarding World and the Otherworld, where she argues that Harry Potter books are horror, not fantasy and that Hogwarts is like the school where the Native American children were brainwashed:

( Read more )

The essay provokes a chorus of "I agree"s and complaints about JKR's treatment of Snape:

mary_j_59 (see "Good night, sweet prince, And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!")

This is brilliant, Terri! And absolutely consistent. You know, my sister and I went to hear Rowling, Irving and King in NYC, and we both liked John Irving (reading from Owen Meany) best. Now the reason is clear. Rowling is actually a horror writer, like King, and I do not like horror. Still less do I like horror disguised as a children's fantasy quest. Irving, on the other hand, was writing in the great tradition of picaresque novels - a tragicomedy with a moral core.

But what I still wonder is: did (and does) Rowling know that she has actually written a dystopion/horror story? Somehow I don't think she realizes this.

condwiramurs/00sevvie

I second the 'brilliant' comment. And I highly doubt Rowling is aware of what she has actually written. She is too utterly blind to the reasons we like Severus, for example, to have any clue that she may have written something different from what her perfect picture of her work in her head is. I'm sure she thinks we're just getting it 'wrong.'

oryx_leucoryx (see Cry the Beloved Slytherins)

So if Severus Snape actually survived Nagini's bite, returned to the Muggle world and became some kind of counselor to delinquent youth or someone who runs an anti-bullying program (by working both with victims and perpetrators) he would be a hero with a rather protracted but complete journey? Starting out as the victim of neighborhood bullies (I doubt Petunia was the only one who knew that the strangely dressed kid was the Snape boy from Spinner's End) who must have dreamed that magic would solve his problems, learned that magic simply gave bullies more dangerous/'interesting' ways to hurt people, played a key role in getting rid of the biggest bully in the magical playground and came home to use non-magical ways against bullies?
***
bohemian_spirit has some fics in that general direction - in her 'Light Between the Cracks' series Severus Snape of canon years was secretly married to a Muggle school teacher and while at his Muggle home watched over the neighborhood children. And in her 'Professor Grunge' Severus immigrates to the US instead of joining the Death Eaters. He studies at a wizarding university and becomes a teacher who fights bullying and uses music to assist in magical healing.

But the real fun starts when night_train_fm decides to argue with terri_testing and says, among other things:

'Hermione exiling her parents to Australia'
She did that because she was terrified (with good reason) of the DEs coming after them: Voldemort was taking over the government, had already ordered several public mass-Muggle-killings, and anyone remotely connected to Harry was a potential target. According to Jo, Hermione reversed the spell ASAP once the threat was over. For that matter, is it ever outright stated that she didn't sit down and discuss it with them first?

That doesn't go well.

( Hermione is teh ebil! )

Mucho gracias to the folks over on wank_report. AND A SPOILER WARNING WITH EXTRA SPARKLES FOR TWILIGHT FANS. I suggest Twilight fans who actually care that much about being spoiled avoid this post like the plague.

( Why do I feel we've been through this before? )
ETA: Fixed the tag on the last link. Sorry, folks.
ETA3: A support request was entered by someone claiming to be from a law firm, claiming to represent the publishing group with a pretty much standard letter that has been going around like a strain of herpes to people leaking the book or even discussing spoilers (julian_black explains exactly why here). I don't think intellectual property laws work that way.

( text can be found here )


Other posts concerning the leaks can be found here and a twilight_news (thanks to hooloovoo_too). Possible confirmation of some of the spoilers has also sparked more wank over here.

There's some more fun over at ontd (the macros start on page 2). The OP itself only concerns the movie, but that doesn't stop people from wanking over the spoilers.

ETA4: system is love.

( Go System! )

And there's now been blurry confirmation on spoilers (thanks to miraba).

ETA5: Ok, guys, lay off the Mormons or I'm going to have to ask you to get out of the pool. I really, really, REALLY hate to quote mcity but plz no Mormon bashing. Let's have some class.

ETA6: SMeyer allegedly wrote a parody version of Breaking Dawn according to this EW article (thanks to greenconverses).

Small Torchwood wank, and not the kind that makes Jack happy in the pants.

It begins when santousha makes an entry in her LJ asking whether or not Ianto Jones from Torchwood could be a Mary Sue. People of course react, one of them is someone claiming to be the instigator, karaokegal. karaokegal says she will stay out of the conversation because she partly started the debate, but somehow fails to follow through on her words.

She even goes so far as later making her own journal entry about how Ianto is RTD's Mary Sue.

santousha insists on making two more posts about this topic to make sure it's clear that shagging Jack does not make someone special.

I found this at wank_report and have too much time on my hands this week. There were 333 comments when I started the recap.

MTV.com has a Twilight Tuesday thing every uh, Tuesday. Let me 'splain, no there is too much. Let me sum up. Stephenie Meyer's Vampire series Twilight is now also a movie coming out in December and staring Cedric Diggory (aka RPATZZ). MTV is making the movie and this blog every Tuesday is part of their marketing strategy.

Today's post is about three sophomore girls from Texas who formed "The Bella Cullens." Larry, the blog writer, falls all over their jailbait asses:

"I had seen their MySpace page and heard some of their songs, but I was honestly amazed by how pretty their voices and melodies are, and with lyrics like “Edward’s so hot he can set the house on fire/he’s a sexy vampire,” these teens already have more talent than all the Pussycat Dolls put together."

1. Those are good lyrics? WOT?
2. More talent than the who now? Doesn't slime mold have more talent?
3. The band's name abbreviated is BCP. But remember only condoms help prevent STDs.


Most comments are some variation on "Larry, you fail" or "I <3 LARRY!":

Edward Cullen Says:
July 8th, 2008 at 9:50 am

My Sparkly Peen sings better, even when it drools for muh Bella.

But Janet comes to Larry's rescue:

Janet Says:
July 8th, 2008 at 10:02 am

Yikes people are being harsh. :) He has a lot of weeks to fill before december and I’m sure summit wouldn’t let him give us big stuff like clips every week and remember these are a gift. I’ve never seen people do something like this before to promote a movie…weekly updates I mean. Larry, I really thought it was the trailer this week and now I feel silly.

Under the cut I C&P for your pleasure.

( It goes back and forth between the Twimoms and the Twatlighters and the haters. )

ETA: LARRY SPEAKS!:( Read more... )

ETA w/XTRA SPARKLES: http://www.thebellacullenproject.com (warning: music embedded in site) is getting spammed on the comment pages by people claiming to be from ontd_twatlight. Twatlighters are saying it is not them. (Sorry can't like to comment pages directly.)


cleolinda convinced me to add the BONUS EW COVER FROM HELL!!!1:
http://www.stepheniemeyer.com/
21 pages of OMGWTFBBQ at ontd

ETA part 9.546382023: MTV blog has posted the EW photo. There may be more comments to come though currently it is at 0. Larry wants to know what people think! *CACKLE*

Dearest, beloved, Fandom Wank.

I know you were looking forward to great excitement today. Some of you said words to me that indicated you anticipated fiery 'judgement' upon those who remained fresh and dewey white, those you call n00bs.

Anyway, you got today instead.

Stop anticipating things, we'll just break your hearts.

Sincerely,

Sepia P. Magpie, Esq.



PS: Use this post to reflect on how you could be better people. Or just fuck around in the comments.

coffinlidkid rants about roleplayers equating "pretty character" with "Mary Sue" and "fugly character" with "zomg deep".

The fun starts when gelosia "[doesn't] get why anyone would ever want to play someone generally unattractive".

Why not make these "deep characters" attractive then? Srsly.

Everyone may have different ideas of beauty, and personally I tend to like unusual looking people, but... ugly is ugly.

Copious comments ensue in which she tries to protest that she didn't REALLY mean "ugly". fax_celestis chimes in to support her. The rest of BRPS boggles.

Someone on my flist wondered why this wasn't here already. I was forced to concur.

( It's all about 3rd season casting spoilers )

SPN fandom, why you so crazy?

deleriumschild (who I'm fairly certain has been wanked before, but I didn't find anything in the wiki) cross-posts her er... comic book idea, if it may be called such, to several communities, including comicfangirls.

People respond with confusion, TL;DR, and equally incoherent insults.

Relatively small, but wanky if just for the "I'm self published, so nyeah!" factor. Oh, and vague threats to commit pseuicide, oh noes!

But I am sorry about the people trying to kill you and steal your magic powers. That has to suck.

Edit: Baleeted. :( Oh wait, but we have a screencap, courtesy of winterfox!

Son of Edit (thanks jat_sapphire): I Gaurantee that it will be on the shelves of comic stores and I garauntee people will buy it. Also baleeted!

How many jurisimprudence laws does that break? Bonus points for misspelling "guarantee" two different ways.

Son of son of edit (thanks chaimonkey): The text of her original post is still up over in comicbooklovers. With bonus entirely different wanky comments!

Great-grandson of edit (again thanks to chaimonkey): Moping in her LJ!

Countdown until the wanker shows up here? Aww, anon comments are off. Perhaps not, then.

Descendent of edit: She's at it again! Crossposting, even!

*creeps in* Wow, this almost like the first time my choir director made me sing solo. First time venturing out of Clairvoyant, so please be merciful.

As some of you may or may not know, LJ's Mary Sues comm was friend's locked for a very long time due to rampant trolling and probably some other stuff that happened before my time. Things have been slow since the Great Unflocking, aside from the infamous and not particularly work safe MSCOMMSTUCKS, so I suppose it's only to be expected that they felt the need to join in with FFRants and BRPS this week.

The tale begins when mistsofhorizon (whose account is flocked) posts a Silent Hill Sue (Stu, if you're picky). There follows the usual "not my fandom!" platitudes and general agreement. Mists seems oddly focused on whether or not people agree or not (and I distinctly recall her actually asking if someone read the fic or just the snippets, but it seems to have vanished along with another post or two), but no one cares as fiesty_red jumps in to wank all over "not my fandom" girl, himitsuwalkyrja. Suspiciously enough, she, too, wants to know if anyone actually read the story.

Enter the author in question maiafay, who grumbles a bit, but seems fairly harmless to me. Still, Fiesty is being rather wanky and we all know that featured authors can't leave well enough alone (except for the ones who actually can), so your friendly neighborhood Ghost Master posted it to Clairvoyant. The Silent Hill Sues comm linked to the OP as well, later editing to link to the CW post. By this time, grumblings were getting a bit louder.

maiafay posted a profile of her sue in OC_Analysis in the hopes that someone would tell her that he wasn't a sue. Sadly, no one did. The post was quickly deleted, but redcoast gave us a few highlights and a very nice mousey saved the whole thing for posterity.

Farla weighs in with her two cents, gets into it with Fiesty, and turns it all into a nice little circle jerk among her, maiafay, and heretofore unknown bonzai_bowie. Silent Hill Sues, meanwhile, has gotten off lightly with maiafay running around apologizing to everyone. Mentions are made of a mysterious "post" wherein she apologizes pretensiouslypublically. While said post does, in fact, exist, it has long since been flocked. Fortunately, mofoslotmachine got the caps for us.

Don't go yet; we still have the cherries jubilee to finish. It was all just a social experiment! No really! maiafay created Mists to post her own sue on MScomm to validate her existence prove that people are sheep find out if ...I don't even know. Consensus seems to agree that she just wants attention. She says she doesn't really care. I wonder if she only keeps posting because they amuse her.

And that's not even mentioning all the stuff I probably forgot to mention or that happened while I was writing this. I was almost in this wank! Thank Brightness for LJ's server maintenance.

ETA: And, the MScomm entry is deleted. Are we surprised?

We are saved! Saved, I tell you, by the great and wonderful nlb_muffin for capping the MScompost. ...I mean comm post. Yeah.

There's a bit of a wanklet breaking out over on the journal smsues, the Sailor Moon Sue of the Day. She reports a fanfic and the Author shows up with sockpuppets "sisters" who are ready to defend the Author at any cost.

Only it would seem that the Author, sailor_ryo_ohki, her "sister", angel_mina, and the Mouse sister all showed up at the same time, making it look like Ryo_Ohki and a couple of sockpuppets causing the wank.

Did I mention that the fanfic in question is a Space Channel 5 crossover? With the Sue working Ulala's job and show? avatarsues does, and Mousy-puppet starts off the wank.

Meanwhile, Ryo_Ohki packs up her toys and says she'll take down her fic to please everyone else. Only she doesn't. She comes back with a bug up her butt instead.

And of course, the famous line of "It's funny when you spork others, but when you do it to my friends, IT'S ON BIATCH!!!" is preached by angel_mina.

Another fandom favorite- the Mouse states that we're all jealous of Ryo_Ohki and that it's our fault that the world's going to hell because we're such BIG MEANIES. The Mouse later claims that Ryo_Ohki's such a good writer, her fanfic is being read on a Radio Show. *snortgiggle*

It's a medium-sized wank now, but just you watch, it'll grow. Knowing the Sailor Moon fandom, it'll grow...

Edit: Quick! Ready the Internet Lawyers! angel_mina announces that "I am going to take drastic measures into my own hands. You're going to go down. Each and everyone of you will pay for your cruelty"!

Edit the Second: Wank spills over into another entry, where one of the Wankling Sisters (not Ryo_Ohki) was sporked. Not so much wank as it is Mouse-comment flooding.

Edit the Third: The Anti-Sailor Moon Sues Community is created with the following community info-

This is a community that makes sure that SMsues is stopped and possibly punished for what she has done to authors and authoress. We will not tolerate anyone to make a big deal out of what people's stories and characters. So please join if your sick of her meanness and evilness.

Priceless. And it's now been bahleeted.

Revenge of the Edits: Ryo_Ohki's fanfic has now been deleted. SHOCKER.

Tired of Edits Yet?: Ryo_Ohki really packs up her toys and leaves the internets, leaving some silly chat script mini-fic on her profile about her friends begging her not to go. Ryo_Ohki also deletes all of her comments over at smsues.

Edits Again: Of course, no wank is complete until the Troll visits us here at Fandom_Wank. And she says we're the ones who need lives. :P

Edits of TRUTH: smsues reveals in her recent entry that she has the IP addresses of all who comment on her journal and says that people are free to comment, just as long as they don't use Sockpuppets.

So it turns out that Ryo_Ohki's "sisters" are really just sockpuppets after all.

More Edits: Ryo_Ohki's profile is back up. It really looks like the child can't decide if she's going to be polite or if she's going to kick some ass over the internet in the way a fangirl knows how.

Edits Again: angel_mina has been burned at the stake. Expect more Mouse Trollage to follow.

This Just In: We're all on ORANGE ALERT!!! Too bad no one cares over there either. XP

And There's MORE! The Wankling Sisters are rallying the friends over at DeviantArt. This just in- We're all MEANIES with no creativity. (I beg to differ, seeing that annabelle_lee's Orange Alert icon is a bucket of WIN) Edit: This has been deleted as well. ;o;

This Just Won't End, Will It? After attempting to post her Sailor Sue fanfic once again, Ryo_Ohki claims that her Fanfiction.net account is for her Tokyo Mew Mew fics only.

smsues makes a link to the "rewritten" fic, but Ryo_Ohki shows up again and whines. SMSues snarks a bit about how the story was moved because of Ryo_Ohki's sudden fear of negative reviews.

The profile's been changed back with this added in- A small word to the Mary sue society and their little minions: kiss my cute little cabbit ass because I sure as hell don't need you to tell me how to do my hobbies or how I write.

What do fanfics like How To Piss Blank Off, Oh Sister, and Kane the Avatar Helper have in common aside from Mary Sues?

They all have glaring reviews from a Pit user by the name of Zuko's Flamethrower.

( The long, letter format review Zuko's Flamethrower posts. )

Rinse, wash, and repeat on every Sue fanfic Zuko's Flamethrower comes across.

The wank starts on Zuko's Flamethrower's Mary Sue Parody fanfic The Greatest Avatar Story EVER, where a combination of wank, crying Sue Authors, fangirling, and Suethors attempting to be snarky with their own version of Zuko's Flamethrower's "review" brews.

Cue users like COME JOIN Zuko's Flamethrower HATE CLUB and AvatarBasket flipping their shit in their profiles. Sapphire Warg does the same thing, only she links Zuko's Flamethrower to a Green Day song that supposed to be a message to her.

It's not all wank, seeing that Zuko's Flamethrower got a tribute fanfic, which has very mild "But Zuko's Flamethrower is MEAN!" wank.

Ganked from a mousie on wank_report. Much of this is a C&P of their post with comments of my own near the end.

This is ... yeah. YEAH.

The LJ comm wigglesfic is a group of people who write fanfic about the children's band The Wiggles. Including -- oh, horrors! -- slash.

Anyway, someone posts a fic. It's very tame for slash, but it's NC-17. The first few replies are positive. Enter sportacusgirl.

I hate it. I didn't like the part where Anthony and Greg were kissing and doing all that other nasty stuff that you had them do. I find it disgusting and offended because I love Greg with all my heart. I said once I am gonna say it again. Gay sex scares the hell out of me so next time don't pair Greg with one of the other Wiggles and make them have sex or kiss it is just gross.

Says the OP: And your comment, by the way, only makes me want to write more and more gay Wiggle!sex, and make them do more. Maybe anal. Wouldn't that be lovely?

sportacusgirl protests! It's disgusting! It's wrong! And the thread explodes from there.

Mind-numbing quotes from sportacusgirl:

"...you are not the boss of me."

"I have to say something in the past I have read some stories about these two guys having sex and it totally grossed me out but I had to read because of who was in it."

"Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

It's small, but it's worth the price of popcorn just to watch sportacusgirl completely flip out. My favorite bit:

( I only listen to my angels! )

Dear God, my children watch the same TV as this psycho.

EDIT: Erm, it appears from sportacusgirl's picture that she may be mentally disabled. *Goes to hide in cave*

naiveprophet: Tragic past =/= Mary Sue! Child abuse and car accidents and bad childhoods happen all the time in real life! (She later implies she may have made up the now-edited-out story about her nephew)

therikkster: Telling stories about family members on the internet is bad, mkay?

iwanttobeasleep: Just because it happens doesn't mean it's good and some jumping to conclusions that naiveprophet insinuated that gay people are bad parents.

Wankage is bound to happen when the journal in question is avatarsues, a Sue of the Day journal for Avatar: The Last Airbender.

avatarsues posts a script format Sue and the author, Ember90, shows up. She comments to EVERYONE who has made a comment on the journal entry, but it's always the same:

*Takes deep breathes* I happen to have heard of your "site" and I (Who is not a school grade fan girl and who happens to have seen all the episodes 3xs, has a website for momo and apparently is disliked because of some story I wrote just for the heck of it!) am very displeased. Yes, its me Amber-Ember90 I wanted to write something awful or mean to you, but I know words won't solve anything action will! And I will say that your site is kind of cool, I even liked it, except when I read this, you made me feel awful! So good-bye Avatar! Good-bye my story! I hate AVATAR, now I hate it! Congrats you lost an Avatar fan... tootles!
~Ember90/Amber~ Now an non-avatar lover...

Some of the commenters respond in confusion and others just ignore her, until her sockpuppet friend shows up with this lovely message:

yes, hello, this is the infamous Kelsey, aka the alleged Sokka rapist. I have a comment for all of you people. FUCK. OFF. i happen to absolutely love Avatar, just sadly havent seen every single one of the episodes because i dont have cable. i also am a Sokka fangirl because i like his funny lines. Amber is my BEST friend, along with Colleen. i am warning you, you better back off and back off real quick. if you get joy out of making people miserable, then i suggest that you get off of the crack real fast. so go jump in the river.

It only gets better when Ember90 retreats back to The Pit and posts her Swan Song. Edit: The Swan Song has been deleted.

Yu-Gi-Oh! wank that has surprisingly little to do with Yu-Gi-Oh!.

lonewarrior posts in playthedamncard about why she hates Kisara. Someone gets "ticked off" and disagrees.

It all goes downhill from there.

Lonewarrior feels the need to respond to the other poster's disagreement by bringing her personal life into it. This causes blackjackrocket to wonder what lonewarrior and her boyfriend have to do with anything.

Lonewarrior responds that "she said thinking about a cartoon's suffering made her shudder, so I can tell something that would make her faint" while insisting that Kisara fans were warned.

Blackjackrocket maintains that lonewarrior's first rebuttal to the other poster was insulting while insisting that whatever lonewarrior has been through has nothing to do with the subject at hand. Lonewarrior is very pissed.

Blackjackrocket suggest that lonewarrior should make a lonewarrior community, "so you can piss and moan there instead of clogging up a cartoon community," resulting in this exchange.

They fight some more and moonymonster tries to get them to agree to disagree.

Still more people get involved, while lonewarrior and blackjackrocket continue to go at it. And lonewarrior finally turns the caps off! galuxkitty also gets into a debate how much five-year-olds know.

Someone says of all the posters, "If fandom_wank was still around, they'd probably give you a medal, just for being so childish and whiny."

It may be small, but it's chock full of IMBD lunacy.

Over on the IMDB boards for the Lilo & Stitch tv series (which in my opinion blows every other Disney spinoff show out of the water), we have a thread about the possible return of Angel. For those of you who haven't seen the show, Angel is Experiment 624--I think that's the right number--and, well. Let's just say there's a very strong case for her being a canon Mary Sue. But we're here for the wank! Said wank is rather massive due to the instigator's 'unique' formatting, but I'm leaving it as-is so you folks get the full effect.

( HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  )

I'm quite afraid to look, but I'm almost certain that this Nima person is probably spewing her madness all over the series' board, so if you want more of her schizoid ravings, you know where to find it.

Why does my little fandom attract these weirdos? And why do we rival Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and Dragonball Z for sheer volume of Mary Sue fanfiction? Ah, internet, you make me sad.

EDIT: Wow, I hit send too soon. I went ahead and looked at the rest of the board anyway...among other things, Nima announces Next week I am gonna kill myself. The reason I kill myself is because I am very upset. I am losing my husband and I have hard time at school and I couldn't take my life anymore. I am either gonna slit my own wrists, hang myself, place a plastic bag over my head or swallow medicines. I decided to place plastic bag over my head. Sorry guys.... I will miss all of you. I am all in your heart as always. This is my last week to talk to you guys at imdb.com</i>

INTERNET.

: Batista: “This crazy new diva keeps on stalking me, man. She knows a lot of wrestlers that want her, but she still won’t leave my ass alone. Man, she’s annoying as hell- wait, what’s her name?” R&R!

Whew, what a summary, eh? Yep, it belongs to a certain Mary Sue fanfic in the Wrestling fandom...</i>

( And some people don't like it ONE BIT! )

And the author... erm, what do you think a Suethor would do?!

( Insert angry remarks here! )

I'm NOT reporting the ToS violation that constitute swearing in the reviews. This has potential to become one MAJOR catfight! XD

Deleterius has always been one of my favourite stomping grounds, as well as a sterling breeding ground for wank of the HP and LOTR flavour... but it's always particularly delightful when a sporked Suethor gets it in his or her head to fight back.

This one's doing a wonderful job of making an ass of herself. Filled with righteous indignation and all the bitterness one heart can hold, she's turned in a sporker to LJ abuse for copyright violation. Yes. Of work that is in essence completely a copyright violation in its own right.

The wank has spread (and yes, I've posted once, but not enough to make it to i_wank, although if the Suethor comes back, I'll probably wind up shifting this over there...) after the OP took down the original sporking. The lovely Tviokh reposted the sporking with a note to the Suethor to bring it. Still in its infant stages, as the Suethor's yet to post word one, but I smell ugliness in the making.

She's even threatened Deleterius with her internet lawyers.

As a bit of additional interest in the wank as it unfolds, we have a cryptically threatening message from the Suethor in her original Pit of Voles account profile ("Well well we are playing this game are we. Thats ok ill play." ...in case it winds up bahleeted), and a gorgeously whiny pep-talk from the Suethor to herself in the author's note of her reposted story.

The reviewers are no kinder in her reposted story than they were in the original.