Grabbed from wank_report.

So toft reveals that she's been interspersing her real requests for fics on sgastoryfinders with fake requests. Some of the "fake" fics actually did turn out to exist, and were found.

Is this hilarious or horrifying? Either way, there's tons of wank in the comments.

Dearest, beloved, Fandom Wank.

I know you were looking forward to great excitement today. Some of you said words to me that indicated you anticipated fiery 'judgement' upon those who remained fresh and dewey white, those you call n00bs.

Anyway, you got today instead.

Stop anticipating things, we'll just break your hearts.

Sincerely,

Sepia P. Magpie, Esq.



PS: Use this post to reflect on how you could be better people. Or just fuck around in the comments.

Mini wank.

Rosewildeirish is angry at SGA fandom. No, not all of SGA fandom, just the John/Rodney segment of the fandom. (Can anyone say Hth_the_First wank flashbacks).

Why?

A writer on SGA Noticeboard posted a story that made fun of Elizabeth and her obliviousness to the tru luv of John and Rodney. But in the end, Rose decides, it is all a conspiracy of the Kill Weir community.

Highlights:

"wtf, fandom. I thought you were over the spewing of hatred towards Elizabeth ages ago. Funny how it's all coming from a certain segment of the John/Rodney fans. Wonder, if it's still active, if the writers are all members of the kill weir community?

WTF. Right on the heels of TPTB booting the character - underdeveloped and used mainly as a plot device, rather than as a character - to the curb. Classy.

And people wonder why I'm so negative towards the "Soggy Anus" side of fandom."

If you don't know what I'm talking about, yay you, and if you absolutely HAVE to know, try over on sga_noticeboard. It's all been in the past few days.

Some days I just want to say "Fuck you, Fandom." I have my negativity, but I'm not trying to piss in anyone's pairing-of-choice.

I say again, classy.


Her f-list comes in to defend her points, expect for Gothphyle who posts she thought the story was a funny parody. People then disagree. Small, but amusing.

Key links threads are right here. Plus a good comment about how Rosewildeirish feels "oppressed" in SGA fandom - sometimes.

In response to the "hate" Miera_C asks for some Weir-centric fic.

UPDATE: Because Rose doesn't seem to grasp the concept of F_W, she keeps the anti-McShep comments rolling in:

Though I know I'm opinionated, loud, and uncensored enough that...yeah, there's reason. I prefer to call McShep "Soggy Anus" mostly to annoy a certain subset of fans.


AND the best yet, F_W (me) is stalking her:

I'll tell you what's amusing to me, besides the fact that the story's generating more interest than the "wank": the person had capped the page, had noted when I flocked (had it listed as "deleted"), and also noted this entry and edited to change deleted to flocked.
...

*WAVES TO INTERNETS STALKER F_W MEMBER* HIYAS. BORED MUCH? 


*~*~*

Story that started the wank is HERE.

"Soggy Anus" story can be enjoyed here.


ETA: Rosewildeirish has f-locked the entry and commented that it must be a "slow day" for wank for her post to get noticed. 

Oh well, never fear, I have it saved. CLICKY. (And yes, I have no idea how to do a screen cap, so I am doing this the old skool way *g*). 
 

Thanks to the mouse on wank_report. ETA. Have found some more information since posting. Have changed report to include this.

rageprufrock writes fanfic. I knew her slightly in HP fandom. In fact, we belonged to a certain community... but I'm getting ahead of myself here.

Anyway, she wrote a fic called Hindsight in the SGA fandom, and the_moonmoth "analyzed" her fanfic, in a post on a community called 'The Cutting Board' which is devoted to critical analysis of SGA fics.

This made rageprufrock feel hurt.

A *lot* of her friends then post about how evil it is to say critical things about other people's fanfic.

But it's revealed that rageprufrock belongs to the community, Badficsupport, which is devoted to mocking badfics. I belong myself, but hadn't looked at it for a long, long time. So nice to see it featuring in a wank.

Meanwhile, back at 'The Cutting Board', there's a response.

NM

ETA 2. rageprufrock has unsubbed from Badficsupport.