Friday, January 8th, 2010

If you were hexapodal I might take you more seriously, as proper fauna is hexapodal.

tetradecimal
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It was the first day of a shiny new year, full of possibility and promise, when tireanavi created tothehometree, "a community for all those who identify with the Na'vi race in some way - people who are Na'vi on a spiritual or mental level, people who are reincarnated Na'vi, Na'vi souls trapped in human forms, people who worship the great Eywa, etcetera."

And for a time, love and acceptance swept across the land. Cake, glitter, ponies! But alas, the peace was eventually shattered.

By a Swedish, bipedal wolf manta ray.

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Monday, December 14th, 2009

The Not So Triumphant Return of Victoria Bitter, aka thanfiction, part 2

[info]snacky
Just some links that might have got lost in the faily shuffle of the last post:

[info]cesare finds thanfiction's icons interesting.

Guess the celebrity in thanfiction's "original" artwork.

FW's nemesis old friend FanHistory owner and Fandom's Public Enemy #1, Laura Hale joins the circus.

His son? A bird. (PROOF!)

Turimel updates her LJ with screencaps.

Famous last words. :( :( :(

ETA:

HOLD THE PHONE, IT JUST GOT BETTER! BLAME IT ON HIS EVIL TWIN SISTER!



Can this get any more ridiculous? I can't even imagine, but I'm sure VB will think of something.


ETA, again: Link courtesy of [info]sockpuppeteer and [info]luvscharlie: Witness Andrew Blake dressed up as Bill Weasley!




Reminder: please use male pronouns when referring to VB/thanfiction, and leave the transfail in the other post, thanks.
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Monday, June 23rd, 2008

Fail mods are failing

[info]sepiamagpie
Dearest, beloved, Fandom Wank.

I know you were looking forward to great excitement today. Some of you said words to me that indicated you anticipated fiery 'judgement' upon those who remained fresh and dewey white, those you call n00bs.

Anyway, you got today instead.

Stop anticipating things, we'll just break your hearts.


Sincerely,

Sepia P. Magpie, Esq.



PS: Use this post to reflect on how you could be better people. Or just fuck around in the comments.
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Thursday, August 16th, 2007

Was Multifandom RPG Mini-Wank (What? You're Surprised?), Now Nothing.

[info]the_clichemoth
DELETED!

I originally wasn't going to delete this wank (and someone can always repost the Econtra thing anyway if they feel it's wanky enough, but I didn't post it, I know who did, and I don't think their motivation was lulz. I've changed my e-mail address (back to my POP instead of the Evil E-Mail redirect it was on that is NOT MINE AND SHOULD BE BLOCKED) and password. This person shouldn't be able to use it now, but feel free to flame/ban me because it's all my fault.
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Wednesday, April 12th, 2006

"she said 'I know what it's like to be dead'"

[info]telesilla
Over on LJ Twinkledru posts a bit of a rant about the current round of the eternal RPS debate. Without naming any names at all, she mentions that somewhere along the line at some unstated point in time, someone compared RPS to the Holocaust.

All well and good, but if it stopped there, we wouldn't have wank and that would make [info]babyjesus cry. Fortunately, we get wank when Ginmar shows up demanding an apology for...well to be honest that's unclear, given that no one had even mentioned her name up to that point. She brings Twinkldru's girlfriend into it;. Twinkledru replies with a "who with the what now?" answer, and they're off.

ETA: WitcheryBitchery pointed out that Ginmar's explained why it's all about her.
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