Dearest, beloved, Fandom Wank.

I know you were looking forward to great excitement today. Some of you said words to me that indicated you anticipated fiery 'judgement' upon those who remained fresh and dewey white, those you call n00bs.

Anyway, you got today instead.

Stop anticipating things, we'll just break your hearts.

Sincerely,

Sepia P. Magpie, Esq.



PS: Use this post to reflect on how you could be better people. Or just fuck around in the comments.

So, I’m reporting this for a friend who’s busy with her NaNo and doesn’t have time to do it herself. This is my first time, so please be gentle.


J.M.F Grant of Two Lumps , posts in his LJ why National Novel Writing Month is ludicrous. Some other people agree, and then all hell breaks loose.

ETA: The wank has spread to metaquotes.