Edit: False alarm, the author of the wank is underage.

But have some cake in compensation.

Last post deleted due to one of the wankers being underage. Sorry, folks.

Sorry, turns out this involved a minor. Party's over.

ETA: Turns out Chinookblue is not a minor, he forgot to change his listed age after his 18th birthday in November. Anyway I got permission from Sepiamagpie to re-post the wank. His Deviantart journal where he talks about his birthday http://zethelius.deviantart.com/journal/28565122/#comments for further proof.

So as you've heard already Chinookblue is one of those all to rare clean furry artists. One day he decides to turn off the mature filter on FA. And he is shocked and appalled by what he finds Many furries do not take well to his anti-porn sentiment.

Friends, Romans, Wankas.

The Republican (lol!) Twilight self-publishing wank has been deleted owing to the balance of evidence suggesting that the subject was almost certainly underage. So if you saw that video with the hickey on her breast, I hope you feel suitably dirty.

In this case, her age was not exactly prominently displayed, but bear in mind that if you have any doubts about the age of the subject, don't post it. Or check with your loving mods.

Also: if you want to bring something to our attention, send us an email (ideally with a link or links). Don't just comment that "mods should look at this," since we may miss something buried deep in a comment thread.

We remain your humble servants,

the modsquad

Dearest, beloved, Fandom Wank.

I know you were looking forward to great excitement today. Some of you said words to me that indicated you anticipated fiery 'judgement' upon those who remained fresh and dewey white, those you call n00bs.

Anyway, you got today instead.

Stop anticipating things, we'll just break your hearts.

Sincerely,

Sepia P. Magpie, Esq.



PS: Use this post to reflect on how you could be better people. Or just fuck around in the comments.

Sorry. The OP is underage.

EDIT: It was a minor, sorry. Move on with your lives--oh wait, we don't have any.

cactus_wren posts a lovely Mary Sue with the characters Nezzie, Koki, Kibbles (yes, you read that correctly) and Ariel.
One of them is Elvin [sic] King Elrond's neice. Yay.
Overall it's a poorly spelled, nearly impossible to read story.

Someone slips the author a link to the thread.

Author pulls standard defenses:
1) "I have a disability so I can't be arsed to use spellcheck!"
2) "I like my story and you're all bitches!"
3) "Read the Bible and get some love in your hearts...if you have them!" (that was followed quickly by a "fuck all y'all" type post).

The author's Pit of Voles page changed rather quickly as well.

We also find out that since we don't like her fic, we must be Iraqis.