Meet Lironess, a person of such stunning perfection that she feels confident, nay obliged, to point out the shortcomings of others. Constantly.

When she's not diagnosing diseases over the internet, she's apparently advocating approaching strangers at cons with skin diseases to ask them:

"OMG What the hell is wrong with your skin?"

Yeah, not even kidding*.

Unfortunately no one told betnoir that icky diseased people exist solely as teaching moments for the beautiful people, and that she better learn to live with it or else spend the rest of her life in misery. Luckily for her then, that lironess is here to explain it to her.

The spat lands in sf_drama, where lironess baleeted her most offensive comments (though considering what's left - just WOW) and apparently whole threads if bizarro goodness like handing out condoms to furries, and horse sex, and her inability to spell freak. she then demonstrates her utter lack of getting teh internets, as well as proving that there really isn't a maximum fail quota per post.

After calling like, everyone, a coward or accusing them of hiding (for commenting in an unlocked post in a very public community? huh?) lironess prepares her flounce by calling betnoir (and everyone else) out. As in, *cue scareh music* she can FIND people:

"It has been fun to watch you all hide on a community and make your statements thinking I would not see and reply. However, I can find all of you, any where."

betnoir names a place and time.

but yanno, it's waaaay to far, plus it'd be a hassle and betnoir's fucking parents would sue and it would be a big mess and lironess doesn't care enough to bother. Or something.



*I debated if this should be in UNF because disability!fail = so fucking unfunny, plus there's bonus!fail on both sides, but for sheer overwhelming WTF wankiness I think it belongs here.

Dearest, beloved, Fandom Wank.

I know you were looking forward to great excitement today. Some of you said words to me that indicated you anticipated fiery 'judgement' upon those who remained fresh and dewey white, those you call n00bs.

Anyway, you got today instead.

Stop anticipating things, we'll just break your hearts.

Sincerely,

Sepia P. Magpie, Esq.



PS: Use this post to reflect on how you could be better people. Or just fuck around in the comments.

mamadeb is very very upset. "Was there a reason that the sign-ups for Yuletide were announced on a Jewish holiday?" she asks. Apparently the Yuletide mods began the two week sign up process on the last night of Sukkot. This mild inconvenience is a clear sign of anti-semitism from the Mods- and don't get her started on the name itself!

The fact that the stories themselves are posted on Christmas Eve is not as inconvenient to Christians - after all, Christmas is merely a "big dinner and maybe gifts".

Others are not amused.

...........I have no clue if this has been posted before or not.

Anyway, I'm sure most of you are familiar with a community on LJ called cosplayfucks. Their ultimate goal is to find crappy cosplay costumes, post them on the Internets, and laugh heartily at the overabuse of foil, brightly-colored wigs, and hosiery.

Or maybe it's just about making fun of fat people.

The post itself is a normal cosplayfucks post, but I can GUARANTEE that if you click on a thread with the member aufdeutschebag in it, then it's going to be wanky.

I know that codename_windy is one of the Malik cosplayers in the post, but I couldn't puzzle out whom the other one was..........there was a lot of wank and Photoshopped images clogging the threads. O.o

In short, there was a lot of offensive terms for lesbians thrown about, people discussed the substantiality of two GIRLS cosplaying what is clearly BOY ON BOY action, and both sides have yet to mention the Nazis, so no clear winner has been decided yet.

*shrug* Have at it; there's tons of wank there to keep you occupied for the day. All worksafe, unless you count the original cosplayers crotch-grabbing each other in their.......non-existent.......crotches to be porn.

[EDIT]: Since aufdeutschebag possesses the most DISGUSTING football icon in the history of man and chooses to use it at her will, this isn't safe for work anymore. And courtesy of one sick sick anonymouse, we now have a penis beauty contest going on in the threads here at F_W. So, er, yeah. Not safe for work anymore. Douchebags.