Over at doctorwho a user psychedelicsand decides to share her 'art' with the community. Red flags instantly raise, as well as Crystal-wank comparisons, as her 'art' looks like it was run through paintshop filters. The original post has been bahleeted but a mousey over at wank_report has a screen cap of the original post with some of the early comments.

With the post bahleeted, psychedelicsand makes sure she gets her say against all the naysayers (I suggest trying to not look at her default icon there)over at doctorwho. Where she gives us such gems like:

I don't think I can take this anymore... I have done nothing wrong.. ever... I posted those images in my previous post because I really did paint them.. and people responded with so much hate. I'm not a hateful person. I'm not a liar. I'm an existentialist and a writer, I treasure experience.

And:

My message to all of you is: IF YOU THINK I'M A LOSER, FINE, TAKE ME OFF OF YOUR FRIENDS LIST BUT I AM NOT A LIAR AND I HAVE THE PROOF THROUGH WORKS IN PROGRESS TO SHOW YOU. AND YOU, WHO ADDED ME AND NEVER RESPOND.. WHAT'S THE POINT? The whole world is fucked. Everything I do, no matter what it is, is wrong. No one gives a shit about me or the things I have to say.

When I fucking twisted my ankle today people literally SLOWED DOWN IN THEIR FUCKING CARS to gawk at me. Not once did anyone offer to help me or drive me to the hospital. Not once has anyone ever showed any interest in anyone other than themselves. Fuck. My Husband went to a house to ask to use the phone. . . and you would think as the woman stared at me from her doorway with "Aww that's awful." in her tone, that she would have offered me a drive. Funny.

So the message is

FUCK YOU ALL.

The wank may no longer be on LJ but there's some over on DA where psychedelicsand goes by lord-of-time. You get the, waah they're so mean and I that was totally my work that she posted on her LJ and wanking in the comments on her DA page.

ETA: Her LJ account have been bahleeted. And now I feel bad about being too lazy to think about capping any of it. =( But she has left a parting message on her DA, though has bahleeted all other entries.

I found this recipe in the other wank and thought you guys might enjoy it:

You will need
1 greased ohnotheydidnt
1 ship-based MS Paint macro (Do not credit the macro! This is very important!)
3 cups inksplotched
1/2 teaspoon grudge (optional)
2 heaping tablespoons bazcat89
a pinch of CAPSLOCK
sparkles to taste

1. In a large bowl, add inksplotched to the macro in 1/2-cup increments, beating on high speed until stiff peaks form.

2. In another bowl, combine grudge, bazcat89, and CAPSLOCK and stir until mixed thoroughly.

3. Fold grudge-bazcat89-CAPSLOCK mixture into macro-inksplotched meringue.

4. Spread over ohnotheydidnt and top with sparkles.

5. Bake at 400 degrees for 3 days until edges are crusty.

6. Serve with your favorite alcoholic beverage and a large sprig of mockery.

*You may store Twilight Sparkle Surprise in your freezer up to 3 months.
**CAUTION: if you share your thoughts on fandom near Twilight Sparkle Surprise, it will turn out bitter and inedible and all the hungry wankas will eat you instead!

Dearest, beloved, Fandom Wank.

I know you were looking forward to great excitement today. Some of you said words to me that indicated you anticipated fiery 'judgement' upon those who remained fresh and dewey white, those you call n00bs.

Anyway, you got today instead.

Stop anticipating things, we'll just break your hearts.

Sincerely,

Sepia P. Magpie, Esq.



PS: Use this post to reflect on how you could be better people. Or just fuck around in the comments.

Alrighty, first and foremost ASSUME ALL LINKS IN THIS POST TO CONTAIN CONTENT THAT IS NSFW! . I cannot stress this enough. If I didn't think blinking red text would incite justified rage, I'd put it in that. THESE LINKS ALL HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO HAVE VERY VERY NSFW CONTENT! So I'll try and summarize it the best that I can here.

Yesterday on the Discovery Channel 'Mythbusters' message boards, a questionable image started being spammed. The image contained what was claimed to be one of the hosts, Adam Savage, doing what I'm going to politely describe as a somewhat mild Goatse impression (DON'T LOOK IT UP IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD). Naturally the threads containing said photo were quickly deleted... but of course not before plenty of folks had the chance to save the evidence.

Encyclopedia Dramatica already has a write-up, including a screenshot from the original chaos on the Discovery Channel message boards of a post from a concerned parent (copypastain' so folks won't have to click it):

"this is to whomever is posting the photos of Adam naked, my 11 year old son woke up early and hopped on the computer to come here to see what episodes are coming up (this is one of his favorite shows) and clicked a photo link (i wont post it here) but the link seems to contain naked photos of Adam Savage, he was terribly upset by these and I feel compelled to contact media sources for scarring my young boy. this WAS his favorite show, hes been crying all morning. It seems to me the names of these invaders are googleable and come back as members of www.ebaumsworld.com please look into this, and until i see an apology for this consider my family no longer viewers of Mythbusters OR ANY Discovery channel shows, if these are the kinds of perverts you put on air. thanks"

There are massive threads about it all over the web, including on Something Awful, ONTD, and Digg.com.

There's still heavy debate on if the picture is real or not, with folks pulling out their degrees in Photoshop all over the place and the blame being cast on everywhere from good 'ol Ebaumsworld to /b/. There has been no official statement from the Discovery Channel on the incident, and so far the hubbub seems to be confined to the internet. But oh, what a hubbub it is.

ETA: Added the 'concerned parent' quote from ED.

ETA 2: According to what's being said on the 'Discussion' page of the ED article, it's possible the 'concerned parent' screenshot was faked. Moreso, it's possible there never was any spamming of the Discovery Channel message boards. Making it quite an epic (and judging by the reactions around the web, successful) joke.

I posted in clairvoyantwank about a fan“artist”, seriiyah, who was claiming to have done some charcoal drawings of LOTR characters. They’re obviously a couple of simple photoshop filters over screencaps.

Everyone boggled at the amount of people who believed her. Hardly anyone seemed to be calling her on it, so there wasn’t much wank bar the original “art” itself.

And now the one or two comments mentioning (fairly politely) photoshop have disappeared. And all new comments on her posts are now being screened. I think that's reason enough to move it over here.

Clearly this is a person with absolutely nothing to hide!

[ETA]: And apparently she changed part of her LJ profile right after I wrote her up on clairvoyantwank: Before it said her parents didn't find out she was deaf until she was in school because she couldn't hear the teachers, and now it says "I loved music" as if she somehow... became deaf?

Hm. Keeping those facts straight is so HARD.

[ETA]: She's deleted both the posts I linked to at clairvoyantwank, but someone capped one of the posts and its comments before it went kablooey.

[ETA]: The mod of the lordoftherings comm calls her out:

Dear [info]seriiyah,

That was the most pathetic attempt to pass off "artwork" that obviously isn't yours I've ever seen, and I've been in fandom for a long time. Since you're unable to delete THIS post, I can feel free to express my opinion. I'm going to try and delete your post, but since LJ keeps kindly changing their policy on community mods deleting posts, I may not be able to. Just so you know, we know you're full of crap. Have a nice day.


Love and stuff,
your friendly community mod, [info]arien

[Much love and cheese to the mousie on Wank Report who posted this]

There is much crying and gnashing of teeth in the On the Dark Horse Comics forum.

An upcoming volume of the manga title Cannon God Exaxxion has apparently been altered to remove a sex scene between main characters Gun and Akane, and the scenes leading up to it altered by drawing in a bra on the originally naked Akane.

The fans... They are not pleased.

NotSamurai: I asked about this in the Dark Horse forum (actually thought I posted here and was ready to complain about the message being deleted before I found it), but haven't seen a reply yet.

In any case, this volume has been censored by Dark Horse. The chapter invovling their first time has missing pages, missing panels, and a badly drawn bra added.

Sicne I won't support censorship, I won't be buying any more of this series (I stopped with volume 3 until volume 5's fate was known).


Buyer beware...

ONEZ! THEY TOOKEN TEH S3XX0RZ!

Chris Warner, editor at Dark Horse, is the first to respond:

...In the case of Exaxxion, work with very strong adult content was created in Japan long after the series began running in the States, content much stronger than what had been established when the license was secured. Publishing this more adult content unaltered would have pulled the book into an adults-only category, which would have cut it off from a large number of its regular readers. This situation was presented to the creator, who authorized editing the work to allow it to continue to reach its established audience.

...Again, we never censor anything. We present the marketplace realties to the creator and then let the creator determine how we, as his or her publisher, should proceed.

Sounds kosher, right? They made a decision, got the okay from the original creator, and took action that would keep the title available to the highest # of readers? At worst, this should be a case of "I accept it, but I don't have to like it" right?

Wait, that's speaking from the perspective of too much Earth Logic and not enough fanboy entitlement. (A perspective which is obviously wrong.)

While many pile on with the "Screw the masses! I want my untouched sex!" whining (must... resist... virgin... crack...), other forums chime in on the DH entry, starting with Anime on DVD. Pay particular to Mortimer (starting towards the bottom of page 2) as he displays his ability to multitask being dense, condescending, and insulting.

But wait! There's more!

Manga Blog (Holy Crap! Reason!), Love Manga, and Anime News Network (can't discuss manga without scanlation wank, can we?) have all chimed in on the subject.

Seems to have died down on AODVD, Manga4Kids, and Love Manga, but the other two appear to be going strong.

I, for one, would love to find scanlations comparing censored and uncensored versions.

ETA: It seems that part of what's fueling this wank comes from the fact that Dark Horse has been down this road before, with a manga called "Shadow Star."

It's such old wank, but in cosplay in livejournal, mamoismine have once again brought up the beaten-to-death topic of "I'm the real sailormoon". She includes in her post a badly edited (intentionally or not I havent decided yet) picture with her head on Lori's body and with her boyfriend and pokes fun at him in the post "but ui call him mamo-fatty" (typo in OP)

Post is currently at about 40 replies.

EDIT: Post has been deleted but I capture a couple screen shots of the original post before it went away.
Pic 1 and Pic 2 WARNING: they are full sized screen shots.