Dearest, beloved, Fandom Wank.

I know you were looking forward to great excitement today. Some of you said words to me that indicated you anticipated fiery 'judgement' upon those who remained fresh and dewey white, those you call n00bs.

Anyway, you got today instead.

Stop anticipating things, we'll just break your hearts.

Sincerely,

Sepia P. Magpie, Esq.



PS: Use this post to reflect on how you could be better people. Or just fuck around in the comments.

Lift that cup of grog, and join me in a toast to the ghosts of Christmas past, present and politically correct.

On this day of days, devoted to avarice, gluttony and seeing just how far plastic can stretch before bouncing, MSNBC.com brings the wank. It's a week old, but like your Aunt Martha's fruit cake can be quite tasty when dipped in copious amounts of rum and brandy.

Mary Beth Ellis writes a commentary on the social issues of Christmas season television specials.

( And this wank of mine in 3/4 time . . . )

. . . and they heard her exclaim 'ere she wrote out of site, happy festivus to all and to all a good knight.