So I've been a little out of the loop in regards to Avatar: The Legend of Korra, aside of... some not very funny incidents on Tumblr. But this one that went on on LJ? Fucking hilarious.

Thanks to Wank Report for it!

( Hilarity and catfights ensue under the cut! Beware of capslocks, spoilers, and really stupid ship wars )

EZBOARD LINK. only click if you have a good pop up blocker/firefox.

It's high noon at the pony boards when someone makes the mistake of asking:

Lol so we finally got to see them in person.. in pony I mean :)
and they do have wings, the toy fair ones were not prototypes.

Can't believe they look so.. stupid?! with those puny little wings, and pink to that.
Well I might buy the purple one after all :b

The first comment? A complaint about the post.

But that's standard.

No, it's when Dietotaku (yes, that old fan-favourite) and Midnight Rainbow come in swinging!

BEST LINE IN THE WHOLE THING (said by Dietotaku):

if a friend walked into your house, that you had poured your heart and soul into decorating, and said "wow, this place looks like crap. i hate that color, it's so stupid! what's up with these stupid curtains?" wouldn't you be offended? it's the same thing. i'm sitting in my apartment messing with avalonia or jazz matazz or snow el, thinking "you're so pretty in your own special way," and people are telling me they're ugly and stupid. that triggers a knee-jerk reaction in me where i say "screw off, they are NOT stupid and ugly! YOU'RE stupid and ugly!" i feel very passionately about my ponies, so attacks on the ponies i love cause a visceral reaction in me. maybe most people can be insulted like that and shrug it off or laugh, but i can't. that's just me.

(and for those who aren't pony collectors: g1, g2, and g3 refer to the different ponies released over the years. g1 is the first line, g3 are the current ones that just started producing pegasi with itty bitty wings)

edit: I snipped the quote and bolded the parts I especially liked.


EDIT THE SECOND:

Quoth Dietotaku:

well, nevermind then. clearly i'm hopelessly @#%$-up, with a thought pattern that is so far gone from anyone else on the planet that i may as well be considered an alien life form. i will never understand other people and no one will ever understand me. i should just stop posting on the internet completely and stop burdening everyone with my psychotic tirades that no one could possibly comprehend.

teasing's not nice :(

Got THREE wanks for y'all today.


For our appetizer, is it hoarding to have two of one pony?

( Bits and pieces of the argument. For the full thing with all the stuff I couldn't be fucked to copy over, click the above link. Do it now. You didn't? That's why your mother never loved you, you know )

And that's enough of that!

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Now onto our main course.


Bebear1995 took some scans of the ponies from her store's catalogue. Or something like that. What makes this notable is that in the toyfair pictures, two of the ponies in her catalogue were of the pegasus variety. In her catalogue? Not so much.

Anyway, Dietotaku (you may remember her from the 'YOU CUT YOUR PONY'S HAIR!?' wank that none of you remember) shows up, disagrees in her special way, Bebear gets annoyed and takes them down, Dietotaku reposts the pictures, namecalling starts, mistakes are made, MEN DIE.***

Mostly it's bitching about small plastic horses and what shapes they'll be made in.

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For dessert, we have tried and true opening up MIB ponies.


Rpeters22 got herself some ponies! They were still in their box. She thought they were cute! So she took them out after asking if anyone else wanted to trade for them so she wouldn't have to. No one did, so there was openage.

The spazzing begins. Notable wankers: Lovely tickle who tells us that Rpeters22 has destroyed cultural property****, Glorfindel (as seen above), MareGathersWords who asks us Does that mean the person who owns the Mona Lisa is entitled to paint over it because they paid for it? after complaining that the fact they own the ponies is no excuse for them doing as they please, and Frisket17 who insists that Rpeters22 had a social responsibility not to open her toys.


Remember! To open the ponies is to give in to selfishness and help bring us one step further to the crumbling of society.


( explanations for various terms )