Dearest, beloved, Fandom Wank.

I know you were looking forward to great excitement today. Some of you said words to me that indicated you anticipated fiery 'judgement' upon those who remained fresh and dewey white, those you call n00bs.

Anyway, you got today instead.

Stop anticipating things, we'll just break your hearts.

Sincerely,

Sepia P. Magpie, Esq.



PS: Use this post to reflect on how you could be better people. Or just fuck around in the comments.

Someone posts a picture of Emma Watson with a Corona, somewhere Jack Sparrow is smiling.

Where has all the butterbeer rum gone?

Nooooo!!

I thought she wasn't one of THOSE people! Yeah I didn't think Emma was one of THOSE girls.

Emma is a trashy teen!

Dude, WTF? O.o


ETA: New photos proving that Emma does get wasted in Margaritaville here. Thanks ultimate_cin!

So much for being a role model!

Where are the morals?

New member, first wank. Of course, it's Harry Potter.

Mugglenet.com (along with many other HP news sites) reported about an interview Emma Watson (aka Hermione Granger) gave to a French magazine. In the interview, she states that she hopes Hermione never has to kiss either Harry or Ron, because she thinks of the actors who play them as if they were brothers. The interviewer then asks:

If Hermione doesn't fall in love with Ron or Harry, whom do you see her with?

Emma responds: I hope she doesn't get with anybody! If she had to have a crush on a guy, I think he would have to be very serious, very academic. Why not a Hogwarts' teacher? I think that would be appropriate for her character. But she would definitely be embarrassed with the age difference.

Uh oh. A mention of student/teacher relationships, and Emma Watson daring to hypothesize (and possibly joke) about her character. Cue the wank on the comment board.

( Some examples of the wankage. )

Special thanks to WIKTT for letting me know about the post and interview in the first place.