Dearest, beloved, Fandom Wank.

I know you were looking forward to great excitement today. Some of you said words to me that indicated you anticipated fiery 'judgement' upon those who remained fresh and dewey white, those you call n00bs.

Anyway, you got today instead.

Stop anticipating things, we'll just break your hearts.

Sincerely,

Sepia P. Magpie, Esq.



PS: Use this post to reflect on how you could be better people. Or just fuck around in the comments.

Gacktisgod not only has been leeching of her her friends while in japan and claiming a megastar went to see here show at small club, BUT SHE LIED ABOUT BEING SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY A TRAIN GROPER AND HEROICALLY BEATING HIS ASS


*has no words*

Remember the revenge of Gackt's fan who got banned from the fan club?

Well, she found the wank report, and among other things takes exception to being called a BNF:

( Excerpts )

Gackted from a mousie on wank_report, reported on clairvoyantwank , and now moved, for your pleasure, to f_w proper.


Over on her lj, gacktisgod aka 0s_a_b_r_i_n_a0 aka Sabrina of, you guessed it, Gackt fandom has not only found herself barred from Dears, the official Gackt fanclub, and all her concert reservations denied, but she is livid and vowing revenge.

If the name sounds familiar, it should. In a previous wank , Sabrina is the same girl who was blacklisted from Dears because of a stalking incident in Australia. Sabrina claims that it was a case of mistaken identity, but it led to her blacklisting from the fanclub the first time. The wank report is now lost but details were provided by over on this thread regarding the deletion and the wiki entry has been fixed to reflect this by the lovely tez.

This relates to the current wank. Sabrina sends in her renewal form and money and discovers to her horror, that the ban has not been lifted.

( Her plan for taking away Gackt's fans through the power of music! )

You can also see her make death threats in a previous entry. But they aren't as interesting as the ones she made in January when the stalking incident and primary blacklisting occurred (here's another old entry related to it).

Yesterday, Sabrina has stepped up on her plans to file a law suit against Gackt by contacting a prefectural law office. She means business.

( Her Revenge Doth Begun! )

It all started on July 13, when a Chinese tabloid and a Japanese tabloid broke the news that Gackt is apparently selling his body to Japanese fans for a price and being an internet predator with fangirls who e-mail him, and a fan brought it to LJ Dears. The fangirls are faced with the thought that their vampire yaoi god is. . . an abusive womanizer.

What did you THINK would happen?

OMG! GAKUTO-SAMA WOULD NEVER EVER DO THAT!!!!111

No true Gackt fan can believe these rumors. (Is that the same as "no true Scotsman?")

He denied it so he must be telling the truth!!!111 And he's calling in the lawyers so that must mean he didn't do it!!!11

And the Chinese hate starts. No offense, of course. . .

Someone invokes the George Bush Media Defense.

My Gackt-sama is a gentleman!

Beating the lawsuit drums. . .

Blame the victim, not the vampire.

MORE Chinese hate. GRRR.

Yet more Chinese hate (never mind a Japanese tabloid was the first to release)

Make them appologize. [sic]

OMG I'M LEAVING THE FANDOM!!!111

( It doesn't end. )

The LJ community anti_gackt in unusual in that... well... most of the members like Gackt. However, you can't say you're a 400 year old Norwegian vampire who claims to speak fluent English (which no one else can understand) without coming off as a little silly.

Charmingly makes the mistake that anti_gackt is in the same spirit as most other anti communities, and posts a link to her sticking it to the Gackt fangirls here.

The anti_gackt people are not impressed.

Edit: Found a gem on her LJ referencing it. Since I can't link to it, I'll just ( cut and paste )

She totally didn't mean to start that flamewar. Totally.