Msscribe! She defeated Crystalwank easily in the end, and who was really surprised? I am sure she's out there somewhere, cackling over this latest triumph in her quest to dominate fandom. :D

Thanks for playing along! I hope you all had a good time. I don't know if we'll do this ever again, but it was fun to go back to all the old wanks and take a stroll down memory lane.

Dearest, beloved, Fandom Wank.

I know you were looking forward to great excitement today. Some of you said words to me that indicated you anticipated fiery 'judgement' upon those who remained fresh and dewey white, those you call n00bs.

Anyway, you got today instead.

Stop anticipating things, we'll just break your hearts.

Sincerely,

Sepia P. Magpie, Esq.



PS: Use this post to reflect on how you could be better people. Or just fuck around in the comments.

This has been going for a while in clairvoyantwank, but I think angiej’s contribution finally pushes it into straight-out wank territory.

Light_music posts a poll in blackfolk, about the icon in this wank.

Things break down in this subthread; light_music mentions some of the things a racist troll did, commenting that, “if you'll look, not everyone disagreed with him and most barely challenged him.” (note: check it out for yourself. Though note that you won't find the racist icon she's complaining about, because narcissam bahleeted it. Because it was a racist icon.)

Meanwhile, things are still going strong in light_music’s LJ, where narcissam shows up to defend herself against some claims, and angiej shows up with a promise to wank.

And wank she does:

My verdict: Racist motherfuckers. And you wonder why a lot of black people hate your asses.

You want us to take the high road? You think we're sensitive? Fuck you... I WISH you would come to my neighborhood in Detroit and say this shit. I wish you would have posted that on blackfolk. Hell, I wish you would say that shit in a room full of my sorors. But "you ain't that stupid." (And BTW, I hope you know that we DO NOT GIVE A FUCK if you are from Another Oppressed Group. That shit has ZERO credibility. Do you hear me criticizing what ________s get to be offended by? Jump off a cliff, please.)

I saw that icon a long time ago. I shook my head, chalked it up as Yet Another Reason Why Overprivileged Emo Whitefolks Have Too Damn Much Time On Their Hands, and went on about my business.

For those of you following the fandom_scruples wank, which was "inspired" by a post by arabe1la...she's outta here! Perhaps her LJ deleted itself from the shame of it all.

Fandom Screwballs has turned off comments and called for a boycott of Nimbus 2005.

"I'm disabling comments to avoid people flaming the authors here, etc."

Bitch, please. Even Diego knows how lame you are, see?

I guess screening comments wasn't enough for them--one of the sensitive souls that make up the community still had to read 'em.

ETA: Lady Maid Marian (isn't she one of our friends at the fallen Gryffindor Tower?) engages in a desperate act of random plagiarism and senseless smut because the Screwballs refuse to take her off their friendslist. (Kiddies, don't click that link. Or if you do, click softly and carry a big spork. She isn't doing this for her pleasure or yours.)

ETA: Fixed the FS link, sorry 'bout that.

arabe1la, Sugarquill co-founder rants about incest fics, and moeyknight weeps, WEEPS for the ickle children of the fandom.

*tears up*

Those HP Fandomers are a bunch of heathens and their fics get popular because they have no scruples! Alas, arabe1la has scruples! She has only written Ron/Hermione and Harry/Ginny, which, as we all know, God and JKR fully sanction.

A lovely, little afternoon wank. Although, this post was made in December. I fear there is simply too much wank in the HP fandom, and so little time to catch it all in a timely manner.

ETA heidi8 tries to make with the polite disagreement, but she probably would've done better with a "confusing reality for fanfic much?" and left it alone as all her words make my head hurt.

ETA chrysantza offers her support!. Mmmm, yummy wank.

No longer getting any satisfaction from attacking your enemies on-line?

Take it to them in real life and GET THEM FIRED.

Dude. Can you say "fucked up"?

Remember the pottersginny wank?

Pottersginny likes to hang out at Gryffindor Tower, also recently wanked.

Ebony publically challenges GT on what she feels was their lack of action regarding pottersginny with such gems as: "When individuals who work for corporations are proven to have behaved in a sexist, racist, and/or heterosexist manner, said corporation almost always attempts to make gestures of conciliation not only towards those on the inside, but outward to the offended parties/community. These gestures should occur almost immediately. If you have mud on your blouse, who cares if you were rolling around with the pigs, or if you were splattered by chance as you passed by? ... This does not only apply to the corporate world. It ought to apply to the fandom's most popular sites."

RunechildUK responds to this by utilizing the time honored technique of pointing fingers back at the accuser: "I have come to the conclusion that the only thing that would satisfy her conditions is for a representative of the Gryffindor Tower administration to make a grovelling apology on Fiction Alley Park. I have news for you dear; it’s never going to happen. If it were the case throughout the fandom that the administrative staff had to make a public apology and disassociate themselves from the individual in question on the boards of the affected site, the Fiction Alley administrators would spend more time on our boards than they do on their own."

Naturally, there is more fun to be had in comments.

{ETA: RunechildUK deleted their journal within less than two minutes of this post appearing on f_w. That may be a new f_w record. But more wank can be found here regarding said post.}

Our dear *gag* friend pottersginny is at it again, trying to defend her horrendous comments of yesterday.

Anti-Christs will continue to promote racially mixed-marriages as they attempt to destroy all the races that God created. The races that God called good. The wicked want to void God's Genesis command to reproduce "after his kind". They blaspheme God by saying that what he created was "not good enough" and that they have a better way, "one world with one hybrid race"

At least the comments are enlightening about what the scripture that she butchers really means.

Edit: It appears that should couldn't take the heat and set her journal to friends only. She says that calling that one poster a "zebra" was justified because the other woman said that they were filming "Gorrillas in the Mist" in her shower (ignoring the fact that she cast the first stone by calling her a slut in someone else's journal).

She hasn't learned. She never will. She made baby jesus cry.

I weep.

Remember fermatojam? He's back. No wank yet, just a few snivelly, psuedo-apologies, but it's only a matter of time, I'm sure.

This is either a joke or...well, let's just say that plagiarism is the last of this delightful Christian's concerns about the HP fandom.

*points* *laughs*

Edit, 2334GMT: Have been added to the List Of Sinners. Go me, although irritatingly this now looks like a self-wank. Ah, well.

Edit2, 1410GMT the next day: Yes, I know the journal's (self-)deleted. I suspect it'll be back. In the meantime, a couple of wankers have it saved and will put it up for posterity further amusement.