Dearest, beloved, Fandom Wank.

I know you were looking forward to great excitement today. Some of you said words to me that indicated you anticipated fiery 'judgement' upon those who remained fresh and dewey white, those you call n00bs.

Anyway, you got today instead.

Stop anticipating things, we'll just break your hearts.

Sincerely,

Sepia P. Magpie, Esq.



PS: Use this post to reflect on how you could be better people. Or just fuck around in the comments.

Warning: This wank prominetely features njyoder.

njyoder being of the opinion that guns are far superior to Goa'Uld staff weapons (we are talking Stargate here, by the way) and that Goa'ulds are stupid for not realizing that and stealing them.

http://community.livejournal.com/stargate/128979.html

njyoder doesn't even really know the show, by the way.

Unfortunately, my favourite subthread here doesn't get enough attention.

Now, they can laugh

And you have reading materials for hours.