Dearest, beloved, Fandom Wank.

I know you were looking forward to great excitement today. Some of you said words to me that indicated you anticipated fiery 'judgement' upon those who remained fresh and dewey white, those you call n00bs.

Anyway, you got today instead.

Stop anticipating things, we'll just break your hearts.

Sincerely,

Sepia P. Magpie, Esq.



PS: Use this post to reflect on how you could be better people. Or just fuck around in the comments.

Ah, friendsfriends list on LJ is such a beautiful thing. You can find wonders if you just look and read.

I have a dog. He's 48 pounds and sometimes he needs a little forceful handling to calm him down, or sometimes he likes to bounce around and chew on his leash. I think all dog owners know what I'm talking about.

These pictures of Orlando Bloom's girlfriend, Kate Bosworth- wait. Orlando's hetero??!!1! Anyway, this just proves that she hates and abuses animals. Or at least according to the anti-Kate people in this post. Is she? Or isn't she? *cue intense music*

Orlando what have you gotten yourself into?

Someone starts an antiorlibloom livejournal and friends many orlando fans. Some think it's funny. Some are outraged.

ETA: On pg 2 of the comments, anonymous says: "thats it i'm noteifying lj abuse. u can chug siphilis cock and die." one wonders, is this for real?

v. tiny wank, for now at least.