Kanye West goes insane on his blog after his performance at the Bonnaroo Festival is delayed and the fans are mean to him. (But not insane enough to forget to stick a Mac Air reference in his MOSTLY CAPS rant - keep those ad revenue checks coming in, Kanye.) Cue the usual WE LUV U KANYE vs KANYE SUX comments everywhere.


...His new song, Squid Brains, is sure to be a hit. (OK, I'm wishing here.)

Dearest, beloved, Fandom Wank.

I know you were looking forward to great excitement today. Some of you said words to me that indicated you anticipated fiery 'judgement' upon those who remained fresh and dewey white, those you call n00bs.

Anyway, you got today instead.

Stop anticipating things, we'll just break your hearts.

Sincerely,

Sepia P. Magpie, Esq.



PS: Use this post to reflect on how you could be better people. Or just fuck around in the comments.

From IMDB, the fountain of wank...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086250/board/nest/52405118

IMDB poster anofferyoucantrefuse posts on the "Scarface" message boards this question: "Why do all the rappers relate to this[the film Scarface?]" The poster goes on to point out that, although Tony Montana achieved great wealth, he died a miserable, horrible death, and lost everything.

The discussion starts out fairly civil, but of course, this being IMDB, it devolves into WANK.

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