Hetalia is a manga/anime series that stars anthropomorphizations of different countries. Stephen Colbert is America (And So Can You). rover_09 posts that "her friend" posted a fanart to the Stephen Colbert forums. Most would think it means it's yet another silly fanart of America and Colbert standing in front of the American flag being America. But to everyone's horror, it's a Colbert/America/Bandit Keith three-way.

The whole community: TAKE THAT DOWN NOW! *FAIL GIFS*

rover_09 reminds the community about "her friend".

Edit:

I am not endorsing this. I put this up because she sent it to me and I wanted to see what others thought of it. You want to yell at someone, go talk to her.

And now we got a sockpuppet troll on page 5: suckonthisnews!

( Cut for tl;dr troll )

400+ replies and rising.

Edit: The Colbert forum post was finally taken down right before this post hit 600.

Edit: Baleeted!

God I love some good old fashioned icon wank (thanks, mousie in wank_report). sparkled_pink posts a stupid batch of Smallville icons in an icon community two of which (1, 2**) have an extra special something attached to them.

definition of chlu chlux fans: chloefans/chlarkers that hate and bash other smallville characters/Actors publically.

NOT all chloefans and chlarkers are chlu chlux fans.

Yeah, I don't mean that KKK... well, I do. Sort of.

People call her out on her general stupidity, but she does have her supporters putting up a good fight*. I mean these icons are okay. People call Lois an alcoholic all the time.


*ALSO, YOU CAN DELETE, BUT YOU CANNOT HIDE.

YOU GUYS SO BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELVES. IF YOU DIDN'T HATE ON US, WE WOULDN'T BE FORCED TO COMPARE YOU TO THE KKK. JEEZ. STOP BEING SO STUPID. GET OVER IT. YOU'RE SO LIKE THE KKK.


I don't know why, but I'm lol'ing a lot. A LOT A LOT.

**She's removed the icons and edited the post, but here's a nifty little cap of the original like I said, you can delete, but you can never hide.


ETA2: FUCKING SHIT ON A BRICK, SHE LOCKED IT. FYT: A thread in here with some snippets of her comments.

Dearest, beloved, Fandom Wank.

I know you were looking forward to great excitement today. Some of you said words to me that indicated you anticipated fiery 'judgement' upon those who remained fresh and dewey white, those you call n00bs.

Anyway, you got today instead.

Stop anticipating things, we'll just break your hearts.

Sincerely,

Sepia P. Magpie, Esq.



PS: Use this post to reflect on how you could be better people. Or just fuck around in the comments.

Over at GameFaqs, x Row x announces that at the current rate the Xbox 360 will loss more money than the Xbox by its forth year. Things get off to a rocky start when several other members call troll on x Row x. Users accuse other users of missing the point/not being able to read properly. And it all goes down hill from there as people argue over which video game system is ultimately better than the other.

This one . . . I've no idea, honestly, but it's nice to see Smallville working so hard to get back up there in the wank tournament. I thought HP was going to shut everyone else out at this rate . . .

Anyway, from what I gather, Michael Rosenbaum appeared at some charity event or hockey game or summat and some "fans" (term used loosely) presented him with a gift.

The gift contained money for the charity, a jersey, a shirt, and . . . "a superman tin that we've [rightfully] dubbed the 'smut box' (because it contained a pocket pussy, wet lube, a whip, Panty Dropper Massage Oil, Everyone Loves a Happy Penis -- Penis Massage Creme, Tit Tarts, Aphrodisiac Chocolates, Kama Sutra Cards, and a purple cockring)."

*allows several seconds for that to sink in*

Which leads to the wank, namely that those who are rightly shocked and disgusted by such a tasteless and trashy "gift" (can you tell which side I'm on?) are seen as prudes by those who'd just like to sweep it under the rug or those who think it was just innocent merriment.

Over on LJ, SV grande dames emrinalexander and trislindsay weigh in on the subject, respectively.

A sockpuppet by the name of rosenwanker shows up in both threads, along with various anons, and good times are had by all.

Small at this juncture, but will probably grow. I also gather from comments that there's wank over on TWOP, but I'm not entirely sure what or where that is, so I leave it to other wankas to search it out . . .

Edit: Thanks to serafina20, here's the link to the TWOP stuff (at the end of the page), and more wank can be found in perclexed's journal here.