You people make me want to kill myself!

Sent to me by a friend who does not have a JournalFen account. It's long and a little old, but it's good.

Ding, Ding, Ding - the winner hands down….Batshit crazy

For over two years a slightly insane woman in multiple fandoms has been plaguing the Yahoo Groups boards with her sockpuppets and fake suicide notes. I am surprised no one has mentioned her here before.

Her name is Gloria and she's in Hawaii Five-O, Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea, Combat and Dark Shadows (maybe more) fandoms. At last count she has over 100 socks and they all talk in defense of her. And if they aren't defending her they are sending out death threats. They regularly get her tossed off of Yahoo for TOS violations. (Of course she claims she's being stalked and that's why she had to close those accounts down - although 4 years later she sings a different tune and claims she had surgery and the accounts were stagnate and that's why she lost them to YahHell). But we know where the original post is: http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/TheIslanders/message/770

 If someone talks badly about Gloria or catches one of her socks (by doing an IP trace), then Gloria's "husband," Russell, will get online and threaten everyone to leave his wife alone, as she's a "sick" woman. And if it's not Russell, then one of Gloria's "close, personal friends" will pop into the list and post or attack her critics.

 In his latest post (Rus has been banned from Yahoo a few times himself for threats), he threatened people with legal action--apparently Russell believes that tracing IPs is ILLEGAL! The FBI will come to your house and arrest you if you do so! http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/TheOldHouse/message/1670

 The Old House has OPEN archive, so go and read all the posts, but here are the highlights:

 "I just popped in to let those people who have been terrorising my
wife, invading her groups and contacting others off list and
spreading rumours about her. I won't stand still for it. Not now. Not
ever. With the help of AOL's security team, we are in the process of
bringing charges against the hackers and identity theives that have
gained illegal access to her ISP numbers. Maybe you did know this,
but just looking at those numbers is a Federal Offence. Yahoo is
breaking Federal laws by including those numbers on posts and e-mails.

If you use them to trace her to her ISP, then you are considered a
hacker, and a potential threat to her life. The FBI will not take
this matter lightly. Best of all, AOL does the prosecuting for us.
All we have to do is provide screen names. And we 've got plenty of
screen names!"

 I can't keep my socks straight!!

Gloria has been booted so many times from so many lists under so many socks she cannot even remember what list she's posting to! See here: http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/TheOldHouse/message/1682

 She thinks she's posting to a Hawaii Five-O board, when actually she's on the Dark Shadows board! Apparently she founded TheIslanders and TheOldHouse lists, but after she got booted those Yahoo accounts were no longer available to her, so these lists are completely unmoderated and a free-for-all. But, still almost weekly Gloria insists she is the MODERATOR of these lists and demands respect from HER members and you must listen to her!

 And the Rod guy she's talking to in that post is the person she threatened to kill a few years ago with a gun. She got tossed for that and later deleted the post, but it is cut and pasted in the victim's next post: http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/TheOldHouse/message/756

 Scroll to bottom to read Gloria's threat of, "Just because you were born with male genitalia DOES NOT make you men. A MAN, doesn't spew filth from his mouth every ten seconds! Women can do anything men can do, and THIS woman isn't afraid of any horse's backside like you! Come and visit me sometime. I have a nice Glock 9 mm automatic in my nightstand drawer. I'd love to blow your face and your head all over my bedroom wall! You DO NOT OWN THIS LIST, either moron. Just give it up."

 Here she confesses to some of her socks, but not all of them. BTW, it seems her whole family was posting on these lists in her defense! http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/TheIslanders/message/1191

 Her reasoning when being "caught" and her socks outed for what they were -- phoney ID's. http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/TheIslanders/message/1296

 Alas, in the end, Gloria repents her ways and promises to be good, here:

http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/TheIslanders/message/1406

 It doesn't last long and she's back to her old tricks.

When you've been asking yourself, where a good fake Internet suicide when you need one? Here it is!

 In reality, Gloria is most famous for her phoney suicide notes that have sent the police to house not once but TWICE! The first one, the police showed up and nothing was done.   Here: http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/TheIslanders/message/1266 Gloria laughs at how funny it is to make phoney suicide threats and involve the police!

 The second attempt, months later, she threatened to starve herself to death and her "sister-in-law" posted about it: http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/TheIslanders/message/1267

 Only a few days later, Gloria writes out her own suicide note! (Goodbye cruel world!)

http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/TheIslanders/message/1972 http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/TheIslanders/message/1979 (notice this is from another sock address)

http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/TheIslanders/message/1987

 The police were sent, like the first time, but when they arrived, Gloria told them that it was a "joke."

 The good bits: " I've decided it's time to end this miserable existance. No pills, no knives or razor blades, no guns...I haven't even got the guts to jump off a bridge, so I just refuse to eat. I've lost 20 pounds since the beginning of July. I'm not very heavy, so I'm hoping this won't go on too long. Perhaps, if I had the friendship of my daughters I might be able to continue, but I know that's impossible. They know my moods, and they know that I never meant a word of what I said, during that last and final argument, but they refuse to forgive me. I'm truly sorry for all that's happened. Please believe that. I love you both and I always will. As for everyone else, I apologize for any trouble I've caused you. My mind was screwed up, and I wasn't responsible for what I did. It was my illness talking, and not me. That's all I have to say.
Good-bye.
God bless you, and watch over you, Shawna and Melissa. (her daughters)
There's no need to respond. I'm leaving this group as soon as I've posted this."

 But like most Internet suicides, she didn't kill herself and TWO YEARS later she's still alive and posting to this list under her multiple socks!

 I think Victoria & Crystal both have reason to fear that Gloria may overtake them in the future for craziest person in fandom award.