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IMPORTANT: We've received a lot of troll!secrets, like this one. We are not posting them; we're only posting serious secrets, as you can see above, because we want to preserve the loving and caring atmosphere of the wank comms.
Secrets not posted: 4 troll!secrets
ETA: Submission post #002 is here.