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El Juno ([info]eljuno) wrote in [info]fwgreatesthits,
@ 2004-04-03 21:25:00


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P@L?
I figured we might start out here with a story I actually know, and something that just came up. So, settle down, kiddies, here we go.

Back, way back in July of 2003, [info]azusa discovered a giant mess of Silmarillion Fanfic Wank, which was well-nigh unreadable. It got 76 comments, which was a larger number then than it is now, but still not GIAGANTIC.

However, one of those involved in the wank, a certain Philosopher at Large, was not about to take this lying down. She decided to strike back, in the best way she could.

An almost-unreadable essay.

Which, of course, got wanked. Just under 300 comments. 299, to be exact. Of course, being F_W, most of this was unrelated, including a giant digression about Slayers slash/Yaoi/Yuri.

[info]mistresssaigon, who I believe to not be around anymore, sent P@L an e-mail, which, of course, led to our second post on the subject after P@L used the opportunity to be...well...P@L. (Don't miss [info]sagralisse's lovely Ode to an Uruk-hai in this one.

There was a bit of "Silence" for a while ("Silence" is in quotes, because then was a major attack from of She-Who-Will-Not-Be-Wanked which led to a rather intense lock-down...but that's a different story for a different time...) and then P@L gave us a sequel to her first essay.

Do I even need to say what happened?

In my own biased opinion, the point where people pulled out MegaHals was one of the spotlights here. Another is SNACKY'S LAW LIVES!!!

And, as far as I know, this was all until yesterday, when a new poster discovered the essay again.

And there ya go.


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[info]musette
2004-04-04 07:47 am UTC (link)
Ah man, good times. It's like watching old home movies, only with pornographic icons and lots of snark.

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[info]wankprophet
2004-04-04 08:42 am UTC (link)
All my old home movies are pornographic with lots of snark dialogue themselves. Does that get extra credit?

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[info]musette
2004-04-04 09:10 am UTC (link)
Extra credit and my undying admiration.

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[info]wankprophet
2004-04-04 09:35 pm UTC (link)
Undying? Are you planning to live forever? Art thou a witch? Or a vampire? And, if so, could you be persuaded to bring me into the ranks?

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[info]musette
2004-04-04 10:17 pm UTC (link)
Just a bansidhe, sorry, nothing quite as fascinating. But I hear if you service Anne Rice she'll make you a crappy, overly romantic, poorly written vamp.

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[info]wankprophet
2004-04-05 02:10 am UTC (link)
Good god! That's cruel, offering up a means to immortality that I wouldn't want to live through.

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[info]musette
2004-04-05 03:15 am UTC (link)
Hey man, I don't make the rules, I'm just forced to point and laugh as other people live by them.

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[info]rann
2004-04-04 11:47 am UTC (link)
Oh no! Not pornographic icons! It's against the ruuuuuules and it offeeeeends and won't SOMEONE think of the... the...
... Dude, there's no way to finish that without just pissing right on the line between snark and wank, so I better go to the bathroom instead. n.n (Damn Super Big Gulp...)

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the children
[info]deoridhe
2004-04-04 08:36 pm UTC (link)
I think of the children...

...frequently, and marinated in a nice wine sauce.

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[info]musette
2004-04-04 10:15 pm UTC (link)
Children. Always think of the children. On a rotisserie. With plum sauce.

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a little more to add
[info]sagralisse
2004-04-04 09:15 pm UTC (link)
Like I said in another thread (hey that rhymes!) P@L uknowingly wrote me to ask if she could use my TTT transcript in writing one of her gawdawful essays. Apparently my response made some impact, since (as far as I know) the essay wasn't written and she started in with writing her own version of the movie instead.

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[info]deoridhe
2004-04-04 11:45 pm UTC (link)
You da woman! Nicest smackdown I've read in a while - and one I agreed with to boot!

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[info]sagralisse
2004-04-05 01:02 am UTC (link)
::curtsy:: ^_^

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[info]shiori
2004-04-06 12:28 am UTC (link)
Oh, P@L. Seriously, I still can't for the life of me figure out how she thinks she "won". By getting herself wanked, she brilliantly tricked us into doing the same damn thing we've been doing all along! So many big words, so very little logic.

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[info]aruru
2004-04-25 04:05 am UTC (link)
I remember that Slayers tangent. It's a remarkable moment because I actually MISSED OUT on the chance to participate in it, and for that to happen to me is next to unheard of! ;)

(Believe me, if I was there, the post count on that would've surely doubled. XD)



But seriously, great community idea, Juno! *joins* :D

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[info]kookaburra
2004-06-04 01:28 am UTC (link)
Don't forget where she strolled through F_W and found my post mocking Henneth Annun, and immediately called upon her vast intellect to... declare that I hate myself. Or something.

But noone remembers that part- I shall forever be overshadowed by the attacks on Anatsuno. *swoons*

(Actually, I think it's because she stuck that bit about me waaaaaay at the bottom, and people's brains went on strike before they got there. :-D)

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