Apropos of nothing, that girl (princess_magpie) is a friend of an ex-friend of mine and the wank report does not do justice to how... special she is.

See, according to her, her elf guardian takes the form of different fictional characters, not just Cale. I vaguely remember something about him also being Jareth of Labyrinth, Ariel of The Tempest, Khan of Star Trek, and I don't remember who else.

I also got the impression, from about six months of vague interaction with her, that she was completely clueless as to why anyone might think that her love life was a bit odd.