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Jeff ([info]backfromspace) wrote in [info]fwgreatesthits,
@ 2004-05-24 20:53:00
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Current mood: cranky

The Lonely Grave of Victoria Bitter
Ah yes, VB. The first superstar of wank. Before Crystal, after She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named got boring... she was the biggest wank the Blurty incarnation ever saw.

mrfrodo first showed up on FW when he TOS'd an FW member for violating child porn laws. The FW member in question had made a photomanip of an adult body with a young Elijah Wood's head, which got her in serious trouble and had to be removed. mrfrodo showed up repeatedly as it came to light that he believed himself to be the reincarnated soul of a hobbit. No, not an actor playing a hobbit. An actual hobbit.

Looking at photographs mrfrodo had posted, it quickly became apparent that this was none other than Victoria herself dressed like Frodo. The FW member cried foul, citing her personal history with VB; mrfrodo and his alleged girlfriend (orangeblossomb, OB for short) countered by claiming VB had committed suicide in some awful way. Furthermore, the girlfriend repeatedly insisted that mrfrodo was, in fact, male. Despite the obvious correlation between mrfrodo and VB's pictures.

VB was also involved in the infamous Tentmoot fiasco as an organizer. Basically, she had her finger in every fandom-wide scandal LotR saw until MsA and her tinhats took over.

I'm certain I've gotten some of this wrong. Please, correct me.


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[info]vassilissa
2004-05-25 04:18 am UTC (link)
Orangeblossom. With a b on the end for some reason. OB for short.

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[info]backfromspace
2004-05-25 05:06 am UTC (link)
I knew that. *dodgy look*

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[info]sagralisse
2004-05-25 05:11 am UTC (link)
I think MsA reared her ugly head before the VB/OB stuff got started. I came to fandom_wank through a kerfluffle that MsA started. I think I was around when VB announced that OB had committed suicide.

The order of events I remember was:

MsA: Blah blah Dom Elijah blah blah Sean's repressed blah blah gay all gay.
VB: SHUT UP ABOUT OB SHE'S DEAD YOU MORONS!
MsA: Blah blah blah princess blah blah gay blah blah empath blah blah.
Mr Frodo: CHILD PORN! I REPORT YOU BEYAWTCH!!
MsA: Blah blah mongoose blah blah activist blah blah rusty spork.
FW-mod: Um, hello? Mr. Frodo? Didn't we date once?
MsA: Blah blah PR blah blah contracts blah blah closet.
VB and Mr Frodo proceed to do more crazy shit.
MsA: Blah blah reading list blah blah.

I think at some point VB, OB and MsA rolled around on the floor together, but I have no idea where that fits into the timeline.

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[info]moonjaguar
2004-05-25 05:14 am UTC (link)
Erm... it was OB who announced that VB killed herself. And apparently VB not only came back with a penis but killed herself again and came back again! Whee!

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[info]sagralisse
2004-05-25 05:16 am UTC (link)
Oh sorry! I got the B's mixed up. Time for bed.

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[info]moonjaguar
2004-05-25 05:20 am UTC (link)
Oh sorry! I got the B's mixed up. Time for bed.
Which also has a B. (erk, don't get VB, OB and Bed mixed up. Not a vision I want, including the Miraculously Appearing Willie or not).

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[info]sagralisse
2004-05-25 05:23 am UTC (link)
Not. Thinking. About. That. Not. Thinking. About. That.

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[info]moonjaguar
2004-05-25 05:27 am UTC (link)
(grabs a bottle of rust-removing toilet bowl cleaner and a tooth brush)

My brain will never feel clean again.

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[info]backfromspace
2004-05-25 05:54 am UTC (link)
Not if you're using toilet bowl cleaner and a toothbrush, it won't.

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[info]moonjaguar
2004-05-25 06:03 am UTC (link)
Crap,the only way to purge this is to purge the letter B from the alpha*et entirely. That's gonna *e a *itch getting used to, going without the letter that follows A and leads C. Though if it were E that was the *uga*oo, the English language would really *e in trou*le *ut Victoria *itter and Orange*lossom *ram*le*urr's initials would remain intact.

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[info]backfromspace
2004-05-25 06:19 am UTC (link)
It is a very great pity that we can no longer converse using that letter which follows A and precedes C. However, I honestly feel that any mirrored version of said letter will only serve as a reminder of V and O. We should remove all letters which look like the letter between A and C, as well.

That means we can no longer a*i*e *y the use of the letters *etween A an* C, C an* E, an* *etween O an* R. A terri*le *low to the language, I un*erstan*.

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[info]krazycat
2004-05-25 06:51 am UTC (link)
iconlove :D

they are clearly twins.

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[info]sagralisse
2004-05-25 12:42 pm UTC (link)
::nods:: [info]pink_rinse saw it right off the bat.

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[info]backfromspace
2004-05-25 05:16 am UTC (link)
Hehe. That crazy MsA and her rusty sporks. Will her antics never cease?

Anyway, I'm quite certain MsA hadn't yet become the reigning Queen of Wank: LotR Division until after VB/OB. OMG she totally rubbed out the competition. MsA: she's like Nancy Kerrigan in a way.

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[info]sorchar
2004-05-25 09:03 pm UTC (link)
She visited them when they were living in Portland (shdders at having the three of them in such close proximity), but not sure when that was.

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[info]sagralisse
2004-05-25 10:17 pm UTC (link)
Maybe them being in the same pile caused the crazy to reach some critical mass and everything after that was just part of the chain reaction?

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[info]gloria_mundi
2004-10-24 05:49 am UTC (link)
OT, but is your pen name have anything to with the Sorcerer from the Mallorean?

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[info]sorchar
2004-10-24 05:51 am UTC (link)
No...just pretty much pulled it out of my butt. *G*

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[info]gloria_mundi
2004-10-24 05:52 am UTC (link)
Ah, one's butt is both the best and worst place to pull things from, I think.

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[info]sweetle
2004-05-27 04:26 pm UTC (link)
There's also the bit where MrFrodo and OB unceremoniously dumped MsA from their website, Bit of Earth. Because apparently her tinhattiness was too much even for them.

When even the crazy people think you're crazy...wait, does that make you sane?

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[info]moonjaguar
2004-05-25 05:13 am UTC (link)
Most of the original documentary is in the great cybervoid but one can find a running record here.

Gads, I still have pictures of those roaches on a CD. I haven't decided if I should scrub said CD-RW or not, since most of these are no longer online.

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[info]mpoetess
2004-05-25 07:01 pm UTC (link)
Hell, I have a picture of VB on the wall behind me. Group pic from ConneXions 2002, and I'm not quite up to the cutting people out of pics stage yet. Even if the people are completely frootloopian.

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[info]moonjaguar
2004-05-26 04:03 am UTC (link)
Probably better not to... it'd wreck the group shots. I'm wishing I still had pix of me from way back that I threw out either because ex boyfriends were in them or had taken the pictures. I mean, I could just scan them and edit out the ex if he's in the picture or just cut myself out and paste me on another background. I'm so pastede on yey!

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[info]vanilla_tiger
2004-05-25 01:19 pm UTC (link)
Searching through F_W archives (what won't I do to avoid revision?) pulled up this. I think it's the last proper wank VB was involved in, and contains a detailed summary of the events so far.

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[info]moonjaguar
2004-05-26 01:08 am UTC (link)
Ohmigod... people were still posting to that monsterwank as late as March??

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[info]sorchar
2004-05-25 09:04 pm UTC (link)
You forgot how the law was looking for VB aka Amy Player a few months back. :)

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[info]backfromspace
2004-05-26 05:03 am UTC (link)
Was that over all the money they stole to run Tentmoot?

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It made me weep tears of blood. Just sayin'.
[info]darkwitch666
2004-05-25 11:48 pm UTC (link)
I owe someone on fandom_wank
A royal lotta big-time spank
Because they posted 'bout that chick--
You know, the one without the dick?--
And in that post they gave a link
'Fore clicking I should stop and think
Just how much time I really should
Donate to that crap--I mean, I could
Have clicked and clicked till I turned blue
And still could not have waded through
The deepest shit you'd ever see
About orangeblossomb and her lil VB
And how much moolah those bitches stole
And how their minds could not be whole
And 'bout the errands they made folks run
Without repaying a single one
And how they conned and talked their way
Into favors done for them each day
About them I can only say:
I think their saen iz pastede on yay!!

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Re: It made me weep tears of blood. Just sayin'.
[info]sagralisse
2004-05-26 03:55 am UTC (link)
That's kinda catchy and you can dance to it! Yay!

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Re: It made me weep tears of blood. Just sayin'.
[info]moonjaguar
2004-05-26 04:04 am UTC (link)
it's so bootiful!

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