March 31st, 2010
|puipui||11:22 pm - Monthly Picspam: EPIPHANY!|
OMG! OMG! OMG YOU GUYS! I know you were all expecting Sherlock Holmes and/or Bollywood for your picspam this month, BUT OMG YOU GUYS I HAVE HAD AN EPIPHANY! AN EPIPHANY, YOU GUYS! AN EPIPHANY OMG!
Now, I know a lot of you have heard me say in the past that I tried to read Twilight and found it so horribly bad that I couldn't get past the first fifteen pages, or that I thought the movie was so laughably bad that I bought the RiffTrax, but I realize now that I just wasn't giving it enough of a chance. I DIDN'T GIVE IT ENOUGH OF A CHANCE YOU GUYS! IT IS BEAUTIFUL AND SPARKLY AND PURE AND WE SHALL HAVE A PICSPAM OMG!
Let's start with Edward. ISN'T HE DREEEEEEEEAMY?
ISN'T HE SO SEXY?
HIS HAIR IS SO COOL OMG!
ROBERT PATTINSON IS SO INCREDIBLY TALENTED OMG! WITH THE SINGING AND THE ACTING AND ALL THAT TALENT THAT HE HAS OMG!
And oh, OH, OMG, HE IS SO CUTE WITH KRISTEN OMG!
THEIR LOVE IS SO PURE AND TRUE AND HE TOTALLY DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HE'S GOING TO VOMIT ON HER OR ANYTHING!
KRISTEN STEWART IS SO PRETTY OMG! AND SUCH A GOOD ACTRESS! WITH SO MANY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS OMG!
OMG THEIR LOVE IS SO PURE AND STRONG OMG! But will Jacob break them apart? WILL JACOB BREAK THEM APART?!?
OMG JACOB IS CUTE TOOOOOOO OMG!
But Twilight is more than just Edward and Jacob and Bella!
It's more than that!
IT'S MORE THAN THAT OMG!
It's also got baseball! Yay!
THEIR UNIFORMS ARE SO SEXY OMG! Do they dazzle you? FREQUENTLY!
But there is so much more where that came from! SO MUCH MORE OMG! LOTS AND LOTS MORE! And that's why, starting tomorrow, hot_daily WILL BE ALL TWILIGHT ALL THE TIME OMG! Nothing but Twilight every day! NOTHING BUT TWILIGHT EVERY DAY OMG! STARTING TOMORROW! WHICH IS LESS THAN AN HOUR AWAY, SO TODAY ALMOST EVEN COUNTS AS TOMORROW, FOR THE MOST PART! SPARKLIES FOR EVERYONE OMG!
And no Bollywood for you, unless it's the Bollywood version of Twilight. And no Sherlock Holmes, either, unless Robert Pattinson plays him! OMG CAN YOU IMAGINE? SO SEXY OMG! Taylor Lautner could play Watson. And Kristen Stewart could play Irene Adler! OMG YES THIS MUST HAPPEN RIGHT AWAY! SWOON! *swoons*