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May 5th, 2011

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11:18 pm - Monthly Picspam: NSFW / PIRATES AVAST, YE SCANTILY-CLAD DOGS! 'TIS PICSPAM TIME! ARRRRRRR! We're gonna get right down to it, me hearties. Here's Johnny Depp shirtless! And more Johnny Depp! Yay! I couldn't find any pictures of Johnny Depp in his underwear, alas. But I did find a picture of Keira Knightley in her underwear! More yay! And here is more of the Pirate King! Even more yay! And here's Orlando Bloom (Pirate Queen!) to make it the full set. YAAAAAAY! And Zoe Saldana, to make it the even fuller set, because ANAMARIA IS THE AWESOMEST OMG and also Zoe is in her underwear (and also a suit!) OMG OMG THIS MIGHT BE MORE YAY THAN I CAN POSSIBLY STAND! And Chow Yun Fat, who is not in his underwear, but that's okay because OMG CHOW YUN FAT YAY! Also, Penelope Cruz. MY HEAD MAY EXPLODE FROM SQUEE! "BUT PUI!" I hear you saying, "PUI! YOU PROMISED ME NEKKID GUYS! YOU PROMISED, PUI!" And indeed I did! It is a crying shame that there are not more pictures of the men of PotC in their underpants. A CRYING SEXIST SHAME! To make up for that lack, here is Undie Monday favorite Edilson Nascimento. Oh, Edilson. Judging by image search results, it's possible that Edilson does not actually own a shirt. Or pants. Or, indeed, more that a couple shreds of clothing of any kind. HE GETS NAKED FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE WORLD! THANK YOU, EDILSON! Oh, and that reminds me, please let me know in the comments if Photobucket decides to TOS any pics. It's possible that some of the pictures in this post (including a couple of those pictures of Edilson) might be skirting the edge of what they'll allow. WE'LL SEE HOW IT GOES. And with that in mind, here are more mostly naked men! Good times! ...I'm sorry, where was I? Oh, yes, Gina Torres played a pirate in Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, so here she is! And now, let us go vintage for a moment, starting with Captain Blood himself, Errol Flynn! And, of course, Tyrone Power! Mmmmmmmmmm, Tyrone Power. Also, someone asked for Paul Henreid, so here he is! And if you've got a sharp eye -- or even you've got a not-so-sharp eye, it's not like I was subtle -- then you may have noticed the co-star that those three swashbuckling men have in common. THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S MAUREEN O'HARA YAY! *swoons* And speaking of vintage, this post needs more Penzance. I weep for my inability to find naughty cheesecake photos of Angela Lansbury when she was younger. WEEP. As penance, here are a ton of other lovely ladies in their underpants. UFF-DA! BUT WAIT! What is a post full of half-naked people without pictures of John Abraham in his underpants? IT IS NOTHING, I SAY! NOTHING! And what is a post full of pirates without Tim Curry, and also muppets? ALSO NOTHING! But there are more pirates and half-naked people (and half-naked pirates!) in the world! Oh, so many more! Except that I couldn't find very many actual half-naked pirates, I'm sorry. But here are a bunch of people that qualify in some way or another, even if I did slightly stretch the definition of "pirate" to include possibly a musketeer or two and also Bruce Campbell in Jack of All Trades. LOOK, HE COUNTS, OKAY? DO NOT DENY ME MY BRUCE CAMPBELL! Wait, where was I? Oh, yes, pictures! YAY! And that, at last, is our April picspam. I hope you enjoyed it! Stay tuned for a new poll just as soon as I can think up some new categories. In the meantime, please feel free to post picture in the comments! You'll be glad you did! <3

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