"I have had a crush on him since he was a SIRPC on Top Gear. I know it's wrong, and he's tortured millions with his music, but now I've started I can't stop."
Quietly, secretly, sneakily post your Crush of Shame here, and remember, on the internet, you're never completely alone.
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