"Lucy Pinder. I am ashamed that: (1) I know who she is; (2) that I can't seem to get enough of a page 3 girl; (3) her breasts are endlessly fascinating to me and I will never tire of looking at them."
Do you, too, feel that growing need to confess your Crush of Shame in a completely anonymous sort of way, among friends? Do it here! DO IT DO IT DO IT!