February 8th, 2009
|puipui||02:40 am - Extremely Late Monthly Picspam: Out & Beautiful|
Put away your pitchforks, angry mob, for at last it is picspam day! HOORAY! I promise I will try my bestest to never be this late again, please don't beat me. ;_;
This is Ellen. Hello, Ellen!
This is Ellen's wife, Portia.
Ellen is a very lucky woman.
Awwww, aren't they cute?
SO ADORABLE OMG! ♥
Also adorable? Cynthia Nixon!
Cynthia Nixon is awesome.
Also awesome? Neil Patrick Harris!
Sometimes I wish that Neil liked girls, but then he is so cute with his boyfriend David Burtka that I stop wishing such things, because OMG SO CUTE OMG!
It's kind of hard to find good pictures of David Burtka, though, which makes me very sad.
Hey, though, speaking of people who like girls, do you know who does like girls? ANGELINA JOLIE. Fuck yes.
Also on Team Bi? ALAN CUMMING. Mmmmmm...
Rachel Maddow is not on Team Bi, but she is on Team Fabulous.
Also on Team Fabulous? WANDA SYKES!
"But wait!" I hear you saying. "Is John Barrowman on Team Fabulous?" Honey, John Barrowman is
the Brute Squad Team Fabulous.
Has the Barrowman ever been interviewed by Graham Norton? Because that would be too much fabulousness for my screen to handle, and I think I'd probably have to have a bit of a lie-down afterwards, myself.
And speaking of fabulousness, let's have the Fab Five, shall we? BECAUSE YES.
WAIT WAIT WHO'S THIS? It's the queer so cool he was fricking knighted, yes, SIR IAN MCKELLEN! WHOOOOO!
OH, SIR IAN! TAKE ME! TAKE ME N... oh wait. Damn. Well, at least he seems a good-natured sort, I'm sure he wouldn't mind me swooning in his general direction, despite my lack of dangly man bits. OH, SIR IAN! SWOON!
Oh, but who else has arrived to make me swoony? IT IS GEORGE TAKEI! EEEEEEE!
OMG LOOK IT'S GEORGE TAKEI IN A POLICE UNIFORM WITH FREDDIE MERCURY'S MOUSTACHE! Hee!
I must admit, the man knows how to work a 'stache. But do you know who did it better? FREDDIE FUCKING MERCURY OMG!
Even without his 'stache, though, Freddie was one damn hot man.
Oh, Freddie! The world is a lesser place without you. ♥ ♥ ♥
This post needs more lesbians. Where are all my lesbians?
OH HELL YES. My god, I am such a sucker for any vaguely butch woman on a motorcycle, it's not even funny. LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT. Here is Iceland's new Prime Minister Jóhanna Sigurðardóttir, who
might possibly own a motorcycle and probably looks really hot riding it is a lesbian, and also PRIME MINISTER OF FUCKING ICELAND FUCK YES! She is fierce, and her time has come. <3
Let's see, let's see, who else do we have here? THERE ARE TOO MANY TO CHOOSE! Oh, hey, look, it's Darryl Stephens again. HELLO DARRYL STEPHENS!
I also found a picture of Darryl naked with another naked man on top of him, but you're going to have to google for that one, I'm sorry. Whatever show it's from, though, I WANT TO SEE IT. But I must not get distracted! NO! I MUST FINISH THIS PICSPAM! Only hot out athletes can save me now!
And now for something completely different: GRAHAM CHAPMAN!
And since we're going vintage, we might as well go really vintage. ILU MARLENE DIETRICH! No one can look as good in a suit as you. ♥ ♥ ♥
Oh, hey, look, Rupert Everett. Yay!
And, by request, model Jessica Clark. Oooooooh.
But there are so many more out celebrities! So many more! I have missed tons and tons. Post them in the comments, because you love me. GIMME HOT PICS, DAMMIT! And tune in tomorrow for this month's very late picspam poll. <3