July 21st, 2011
|puipui||12:19 am - CRUSH OF SHAME: James Blunt|
"I have had a crush on him since he was a SIRPC on Top Gear. I know it's wrong, and he's tortured millions with his music, but now I've started I can't stop."
Quietly, secretly, sneakily post your Crush of Shame here, and remember, on the internet, you're never completely alone.
June 21st, 2011
|puipui||01:54 am - CRUSH OF SHAME: Ted Koppel|
"Ted Koppel - DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. THE MAN IS HOT, OKAY?"
Do you have a confession to make? Post here! Post now! We'll never tell another living soul, we swear. *swears*
May 21st, 2011
|puipui||08:56 am - CRUSH OF SHAME: Kim Kardashian|
"Kim Kardashian is so hot, but... yeah."
WE NEED MORE CONFESSIONS ON OUR CRUSH OF SHAME POST! Please please please post here. WE ESPECIALLY NEED TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SHAMEFUL GIRLCRUSHES! *begs*
April 21st, 2011
|puipui||01:02 am - CRUSH OF SHAME: Michelle Trachtenberg|
"Michelle Trachtenberg (legal now!)"
Do you have a Crush of Shame to share? Share it here and no one will be the wiser! (We especially need more shameful girlcrushes, HINT HINT!)
March 21st, 2011
|puipui||01:48 am - UNDIE SHAME: Mario Lopez|
"Mario Lopez. >_>
When he was Slater on Saved By The Bell and after. (He is three times as hotter now, but)."
( TWO UNDIE SHAMES IN A ROW? Sometimes February's shortness works to our advantage! :D )
Do you have a Crush of Shame to confess? Do it here! Do it now! Remember, I can't post pictures if you don't post confessions! IT'S ALL UP TO YOU!
February 21st, 2011
|puipui||01:43 am - UNDIE SHAME: Keanu Reeves|
"Keanu Reeves. He can't act. Or sing. Or do much besides stand around and look pretty, but by god, he's great at that."
( Technically, I probably should've called this a Non-Undie Shame, since he's not actually wearing any undies in this picture. )
Have you got a Crush of Shame to share? Confess! Confess! Confess! No one will ever ever know, and you'll feel ever so much better. <3
January 21st, 2011
|puipui||01:29 am - VINTAGE SHAME: Kirstie Alley|
"Kirstie Alley as she appeared in Star Trek II. I don't know if it's the ears or the uniform, but, hommina."
Have you got a vintage shame to share? I promise not to tell anyone! You can even post anonymously. Go go go!
December 21st, 2010
|puipui||01:26 pm - CRUSH OF SHAME: Garth Brooks|
"He is, basically, a dork. A GIGANTIC dork. But in an endearing way, and back in 1997 he had the goatee, and he was being publicly pro-gay-rights even though he was a country singer, and... yeah."
Have you got a Crush of Shame? It's okay, we've all had one at some time or another. Confess it here and you'll feel much better!
November 21st, 2010
|puipui||02:10 pm - CRUSH OF SHAME: David Caruso|
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Feeling a need to get your own Crush of Shame off your chest? DO IT HERE! DO IT NOW! It'll all be over in a minute, and no one will be the wiser.
October 21st, 2010
|puipui||12:02 am - CRUSH OF SHAME: Amanda Palmer|
"Every time Amanda Palmer opens her mouth, she says something incredibly stupid and offensive, but I still love her."
Are you dying to confess your own Crush of Shame in a completely secret sort of way? CLICK HERE AND DO IT NOW! You'll feel much better afterwards, I swear. XD
September 21st, 2010
|puipui||07:06 am - CRUSH OF SHAME: Alanis Morissette|
"High school. Alanis Morissette. Yes, even though she can't sing and doesn't know what irony is. So sue me."
Suggest your own Crush of Shame by clicking here! For the greater good! (The greater good!)
August 21st, 2010
|puipui||03:54 am - CRUSH OF SHAME: Howie Dorough|
Considering the sheer number of boyband confessions we've gotten so far, it seems only fitting to start out like this:
"My first obsessive celebrity crush was on Howie Dorough (Sweet D!) from the Backstreet Boys (this was circa 1998-1999). At thirteen I had a five year plan that started with me becoming a popstar and ending with me being engaged to him at eighteen. I'm not, oh, super-duper ashamed but reading my old journals from way back when is kind of cringe-inducing."
Suggest your own Crush of Shame by clicking here! Do it do it do it! <3
August 6th, 2010
|puipui||03:23 am - Name Your Shame! (the Crushes of Shame suggestion post)|
I haven't quite decided how this is going to work yet -- when it will start, what day of the month it will be, etc. -- BUT LET'S DO THIS THING! YES!
Please use this post to submit your CRUSHES OF SHAME, whoever they may be! Is there some asshole of an actor that you really don't want to think of as hot except you totally can't help it? Would you die of embarrassment if someone found your three-ring binder from middle school with all the hearts and flowers drawn around some totally ridiculous famous person's name? Have you ever taken a pen/screen name that ended in the last name of the celebrity that you desperately wanted to marry when you grew up, only to, y'know, grow up?
Are you, or have you ever been, a Twilight fan?
THIS IS THE POST FOR YOU OMG! All comments are screened, and I solemnly promise that I will never ever reveal your horrifying secret to another living soul. All I ask is that you post names, specify a timeframe if applicable, or even post pictures if you've got them, and that you include a quick blurb of explanation if possible, preferably one that isn't too identifiable since I'm thinking of including quotes in the posts.
"Robert Conrad in Wild Wild West. James T. West was such an asshole, but damn he looked good in those tight little pants."
"Late-70's Shaun Cassidy. What? Everyone was doing it back then! (His hair was so cool!)"
"Jerry Doyle is a right-wing prick, but Garibaldi was always my favorite. Sigh."
"I kind of feel guilty even for saying it, but Mel Gibson was so hot before I found out that he's crazypants. I still love him in Mad Max. ;_;"
"She is so fucked up, but sometimes Lindsay Lohan is so hot OMG."
AND SO FORTH! Feel free to use any of the examples I've given, because they totally work. And once I get enough names and/or pics to make things relatively easy on myself in terms of different genders and Monday/Friday posts and so on, I'll start posting! Whee! XD