May 21st, 2013
|puipui||08:51 pm - CRUSH OF SHAME: James Nesbitt|
"James Nesbitt. Normally, this wouldn't be TOO embarrassing (a 3 on a scale of 5, maybe), but he reminds me of an ex who gave me a kink for men twice my age. :["
Do you also have a shameful kind of crush to confess? DO IT HERE! DO IT NOW! No one will be the wiser, and you'll be glad you did!
April 21st, 2013
|puipui||02:08 pm - CRUSH OF SHAME: Mats Hummels|
"German football player Mats Hummels. I don't even know if it's shameful -- he's probably a great guy -- but I wouldn't know because I don't have the slightest idea who he is, what he does in the game, or how the game works. I just know he's pretty, and that makes me just a little ashamed..."
DO YOU ALSO HAVE A SHAMEFUL CRUSH OF WHICH YOU ARE DREADFULLY ASHAMED? Confess! Confess! Confess! Or we shall have to fetch... THE COMFY CHAIR! [JARRING CHORD]
March 21st, 2013
|puipui||09:18 pm - CRUSH OF SHAME: Megan Fox|
"Megan Fox in "Jennifer's Body." That movie's my guilty pleasure, but I don't like her otherwise."
WE NEED MORE SHAMEFUL SUGGESTIONS! Especially girls! NAME YOUR SHAME HERE! You don't even have to find pictures; I'll do the the dirty work for you. <3
February 21st, 2013
|puipui||10:04 pm - CRUSH OF SHAME: Avril Lavigne|
"Avril Lavigne, something from her Girlfriend-video era, or even a picture from that.
Look, I know plenty of people dislike her, and I realize she's a *horrible* person in that song/video, but I love it, and her, shamelessly."
Do you also have a crush that dare not speak its name? BARE YOUR SOUL HERE! It's much cheaper than therapy, and plus it could end in pictures. Oooooh!
January 21st, 2013
|puipui||06:46 pm - UNDIE SHAME: Zac Ephron|
"Zac Efron *hangs head in shaaaaame* I have no words, no excuses, only the thought that I would hit that like the fist of an angry god."
( For the curious, I believe this is from a movie called 'The Paperboy'. )
Do you also have a very shameful Crush of Shame? OF COURSE YOU DO! ADMIT IT! You'll feel better once you do!
December 21st, 2012
|puipui||08:49 pm - VINTAGE SHAME: Morgan Fairchild|
"Morgan Fairchild--yeah, that's the ticket."
Do you also have a terrible, horrible, shameful crush to share? WE NEED YOUR SUGGESTIONS! There can be no CRUSH OF SHAME without you, in shame, confessing. Secretly. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO! Do it now! <3
November 21st, 2012
|puipui||07:06 pm - CRUSH OF SHAME: Victoria Beckham|
"Posh Spice was hot. Shut up."
Do you also harbor a shameful crush on a Spice Girl, or possibly a boybander? Do you feel the need to tell the world all about it, in a completely anonymous way that can never be tracked back to you? CONFESS IT HERE RIGHT NOW! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
October 21st, 2012
|puipui||05:20 pm - CRUSH OF SHAME: Jose Mourinho|
"Jose Mourinho (Football manager) - Unspeakable prat, winder-up of oppositions, frequently the manager of teams I hate. And yet, so hot (and well-dressed)."
Have you got a crush of shame, too? CONFESS IT HERE! No one will ever tell, I swear.
September 21st, 2012
|puipui||07:03 pm - VINTAGE SHAME: Lewis Collins|
"When I was first introduced to 'The Professionals' as a teenager, I had such a crush on Bodie. I still find late 70s Lewis Collins awfully attractive in spite of the sideburns!"
SHARE YOUR SHAME HERE! SHARE SHARE SHARE!
August 21st, 2012
|puipui||08:55 pm - CRUSH OF SHAME: Florence Welch|
Since the release of the video for the song "No Light, No Light", I have been deeply disappointed in her and who ever else worked on that project with her. Despite that, I still love her face. I MEAN LOOK AT HER FACE. So lovely."
Do you have a secret shame to share? SHARE IT SHARE IT SHARE IT OMG! You know you want to! DOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIT!
July 21st, 2012
|puipui||05:50 pm - CRUSH OF SHAME: Seth MacFarlane|
"Yes, the humor in Family Guy has gotten pretty fail and unfunny lately, but I would still hit Seth MacFarlane like a freight train. Especially if he sang Sinatra to me first. @_@"
Have you got a crush that's so wrong, yet so right, and yet so wrong OMG. SHARE IT HERE! You will feel much better, and no one will ever know it's you.
June 21st, 2012
|puipui||12:32 am - CRUSH OF SHAME: Stanislav Ianevski|
"Stanislav Ianevski (Viktor Krum from HP GoF)
Crush of shame because he looks exactly like my ex."
I hate to say it, my anonymous friend, but your ex was hot.
DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH OF SHAME TO SHARE? DO IT! DO IT NOW! <3
May 21st, 2012
|puipui||01:11 pm - UNDIE SHAME: Lucy Pinder|
"Lucy Pinder. I am ashamed that: (1) I know who she is; (2) that I can't seem to get enough of a page 3 girl; (3) her breasts are endlessly fascinating to me and I will never tire of looking at them."
( Do not be ashamed, anonymouse, for truly, her breasts really are endlessly fascinating. )
Do you, too, feel that growing need to confess your Crush of Shame in a completely anonymous sort of way, among friends? Do it here! DO IT DO IT DO IT!
March 21st, 2012
|puipui||09:38 pm - CRUSH OF (villainous) SHAME: Russell Crowe|
"Russell Crowe. He's such an asshole, but damn he's hot. "
Do you have a Crush of Shame to share? Post it here! We'll never tell! And they don't have to be villainous or anything, really! DOOOOO IIIIIIIT!
February 21st, 2012
|puipui||12:14 am - CRUSH OF SHAME: Sharon Osbourne|
"Yes, yes, needless meanness, cosmetic surgery, blah blah, Sharon Osbourne is damn good-looking all the same."
Feeling a need to share, in a plausibly deniable kind of way? Post here and feel better! GO! GO NOW! I won't tell anyone, I promise. <3
December 21st, 2011
|puipui||12:16 am - CRUSH OF SHAME: Robyn Paris|
"Robyn Paris, who plays Michelle in The Room. I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I WILL GO HIDE UNDER A BARRAGE OF SPOONS NOW."
HEY HEY HEY WE NEED MORE SUGGESTIONS! Confess your shame here! POST POST POST! POST NOW! <3
November 21st, 2011
|puipui||12:09 am - UNDIE SHAME: Tila Tequila|
"Tila Tequila. Trashy as hell? Yes. Equally hot? Also yes."
( You do make a point, my anonymous friend, as shameful as it is to admit. )
Do you also have a Crush of Shame? Post it here for absolution. You know you want it!
October 21st, 2011
|puipui||12:54 am - VINTAGE SHAME: Jonathan Harris|
"So, I was introduced to the campy '60s sci-fi classic Lost in Space at a pretty young and impressionable age. I loved every last cheesy minute of it. Of all the male characters on the show, who did I decide to fixate on? That's right:
I guess it was partially the way he talked, and partially that strikingly expressive face, and partially my fascination with how he went from villain to (sometimes) sympathetic in a show that didn't really seem to be that big on character development.
Yeah, I don't know, either.
As it turns out, Jonathan Harris was a really awesome person who was happy to answer fan mail. :D"
What's your secret shame? CONFESS OR GET THE COMFY CHAIR! (NOT THE COMFY CHAIR! *dramatic chord*)
September 21st, 2011
|puipui||02:19 am - CRUSH OF SHAME: Richard Hammond|
"Is this where I admit that
I my friend my mom finds Richard Hammond adorable?
I would have little trouble agreeing that yes, I totally want to put him in my pocket, if it wasn't for recent hair disasters. That makes it too embarrassing to like him, and so I don't. Honest."
Do you have a secret shame? Of course you do, we all do.
Mine involves boybands. CONFESS YOUR SHAME HERE! It's cheaper than therapy!
August 21st, 2011
|puipui||12:06 am - CRUSH OF SHAME: Ke$ha|
"As for shameful girl crushes, I have a girlcrush on Ke$ha. Say what you will about her - the girl can make some pretty damn catchy tunes."
Do you have a confession to make? Do it here; we promise we'll never judge. <3