Hermione's hero: If you think we get a bad reputation because of some bad apples, you're wrong. We're so hated, we can't afford to have bad apples. The truth is Harmonians who aren't even in the shipping wars get frequently wanked.

Lucky Harmonians then. I bit into a rotten apple once. It looked fine on the outside but inside it was all "ick."

So, if it means getting no bad apples- I wish I was a Harmonian. Okay, not really.

I'm curious what her concept of shipping wars designates because if saying bad untrue comments about another ship or making fucked up analogies to literary and other sources you don't grasp isn't wanky, I don't know what is.