"Why no one loves us?" a mini-wank. Every once in a while Harmonians ask why they are the laughing stock of the fandom. And it is hilarious every time, too. Because the answer is never "because we wank like there is no tomorrow" or that "we lack basic reading comprehension skills". Oh, no. It's the fandom's fault. Naturally. Why? See here:
http://talk.portkey.org/index.php?showtopic=20478&pid=264661&st=0&#entry264661 Some jewels:
"I can only think of one reason: They're jealous.
I mean we come up coherent, and readable, theories. WE make some of the best d@^n fanfiction." (son, if that were the reason, I would be jealous of JKR, not your sappy fics. And guess what, she is a "Choco-Heron".
"And WE obiviously aren't people who take things from face value like the FBT (future brain trust) Herons. Now i have known some Herons that have been ok and could string together a sentence without the words uhhh, like, or you're dumb in there." Ironically, the first answer comes like this:
"i have to say the reason why i think H/Hr is the most hated is becuz in the back in their heads, always, there was a feeling that this wud b the ship. I am not making this up.
Then there is a lovely denial/projection thing:
"I know exactly what you're talking about. I've seen post where they say the most ridiculous things, up to and including denying the validity of canon rolleyes.gif . Why else do you think they rely on interview quotes? Not to mention that they rip us off because they can't think of an idea by themselves."And
"And I think you hit the nail spot on - they're jealous, cause our ship isn't the most obvious, but it is the best developed and it's so much more interesting and intriguing than R/Hr."About as intriguing as a bowl of cold oatmeal... But yeah, it’s by far not the most obvious. In fact, it is so well hidden, that it is not there at all.